SIMILAR PEOPLE
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EleaOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I recently moved back to my home town after quite some time and I need to meet some new people.I am an artist,singer and writer and so I have a low paying day job that I don't mind too much.I like to go for walks,and to shows and new places.Sometimes I like to watch honey boo boo in my pajamas for 4 hours.nbd.I can't stand people who try too hard, or people who don't try at all.Ya know? I am very easy to get along with.Just don't be a moron and we'll be cool.And please be able to laugh at most things,especially yourself. And I'm sorry but if you're a self proclaimed Juggalo or Nickleback fan we won't be friends probably.Natures Law not mine. Oh jeez.Then you say you have to return the car to your grandma.So we go to her house and she is super crazy and has better hair than me and invites/forces us in to play bridge and she teaches me how to be a cardshark and tells me innapropriate stories.You are sort of embarrassed but not really cause your grandmas wicked cool and as far as you're concerned, it's in the bag.We leave and it's raining out now so we have to borrow your grandmas plastic head bonnets.;it's cool, I know this cave." So you take me there and I'm not scared of being kidnapped or raped whatsoever.I throw my mace into the ocean.There is a picnic basket with a pizza in it and lawn chairs.We hang out and you listen to what I'm saying as I'm saying it.Then you say I have a cute nose or a funny dimple or some flattery other than, "nice legs" or something generic.Then you teach me how to distill rain water and we shoot bebe guns at bottles.You kind of make fun of me a little and I kind of like it.We hunt zombies.You walk me home and hold my hand.Next date you bring your motorcycle.Coffee or beer.
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BrigitteOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I think it's who you're with, not what you're doing that makes things fun. I like to go to new places, try new things, and meet new people. I'm pretty laid back, and try not to sweat the small stuff. My friends and family are very important to me. I like watching and playing sports, and staying active. I'm terrible at bowling, but still like to play. I'm slowly (and unfortunately) learning that life really is too short....so no time for regrets. That being said, I'm new to the online thing. I'm not really sure what to expect, but have several friends that have had success, so I figure it's worth a shot! I travel a decent amount for work....I love my job, and have been lucky to see some amazing places around the country, so I'm not looking to make a career change anytime soon...I love to laugh, so even if you can tell a bad joke, we should be alright ;)
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EulahOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
; my ears have big holes in them.I have more hoodies than you.I'm a very picky eater.I get pulled over way too often. [now I have a V1.]I rarely ever answer my phone.I'll put hot sauce on anything.My dog is [edit: was] my very best friend. [edit: ='[[[[ ]I couldn't care less what you think of me.I drink pickle juice, margarita mix, & vinegar.Fancy and expensive things do not impress me.I'm a sarcastic, critical, cynical, anal jackass, but I'm also very nice, extremely honest, & totally loyal.I'm not a very classy girl.. my truck is always parked outside.shreddin =[racing, modifying, shows], Macintosh computers, guitar, tattoos/piercings, art, photography/film, road trips, caffeine, puppies, kitties, & laughing..In a guy:Likes: intelligence, charm, humor/wit/sarcasm, creativity, cute, tight jeans, glasses, car appreciation/knowledge [or can at least drive a 5spd], snowboarder/skater, rockstars, longish hair, cooking abilities beyond easy mac & ramen noodles, straight teeth, artistically inclined, accents, will swerve for squirrels..Dislikes: liars, cheaters, alcoholics, tribal tattoos &***holes, shady folk- as well as a lot of hair product, popped collars, fake tans, waxed eyebrows, immaturity, & guys who say, 'hey, baby, what's good?'**; 'SBs' mean nothing to you, you're probably wasting your time.**please, please, please, PLEASE have a car!!**kids [of your own] = total deal breaker. Most likely there wouldn't be a 1st date. I probably won't like you.If you think you have no chance, you probably don't.but seriously, though not realistically, let's check out dartford cemetary..