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Elea, 27

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About Me

I recently moved back to my home town after quite some time and I need to meet some new people.I am an artist,singer and writer and so I have a low paying day job that I don't mind too much.I like to go for walks,and to shows and new places.Sometimes I like to watch honey boo boo in my pajamas for 4 hours.nbd.I can't stand people who try too hard, or people who don't try at all.Ya know? I am very easy to get along with.Just don't be a moron and we'll be cool.And please be able to laugh at most things,especially yourself. And I'm sorry but if you're a self proclaimed Juggalo or Nickleback fan we won't be friends probably.Natures Law not mine. Oh jeez.Then you say you have to return the car to your grandma.So we go to her house and she is super crazy and has better hair than me and invites/forces us in to play bridge and she teaches me how to be a cardshark and tells me innapropriate stories.You are sort of embarrassed but not really cause your grandmas wicked cool and as far as you're concerned, it's in the bag.We leave and it's raining out now so we have to borrow your grandmas plastic head bonnets.;it's cool, I know this cave." So you take me there and I'm not scared of being kidnapped or raped whatsoever.I throw my mace into the ocean.There is a picnic basket with a pizza in it and lawn chairs.We hang out and you listen to what I'm saying as I'm saying it.Then you say I have a cute nose or a funny dimple or some flattery other than, "nice legs" or something generic.Then you teach me how to distill rain water and we shoot bebe guns at bottles.You kind of make fun of me a little and I kind of like it.We hunt zombies.You walk me home and hold my hand.Next date you bring your motorcycle.Coffee or beer.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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