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Elea, 27

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I recently moved back to my home town after quite some time and I need to meet some new people.I am an artist,singer and writer and so I have a low paying day job that I don't mind too much.I like to go for walks,and to shows and new places.Sometimes I like to watch honey boo boo in my pajamas for 4 hours.nbd.I can't stand people who try too hard, or people who don't try at all.Ya know? I am very easy to get along with.Just don't be a moron and we'll be cool.And please be able to laugh at most things,especially yourself. And I'm sorry but if you're a self proclaimed Juggalo or Nickleback fan we won't be friends probably.Natures Law not mine. Oh jeez.Then you say you have to return the car to your grandma.So we go to her house and she is super crazy and has better hair than me and invites/forces us in to play bridge and she teaches me how to be a cardshark and tells me innapropriate stories.You are sort of embarrassed but not really cause your grandmas wicked cool and as far as you're concerned, it's in the bag.We leave and it's raining out now so we have to borrow your grandmas plastic head bonnets.;it's cool, I know this cave." So you take me there and I'm not scared of being kidnapped or raped whatsoever.I throw my mace into the ocean.There is a picnic basket with a pizza in it and lawn chairs.We hang out and you listen to what I'm saying as I'm saying it.Then you say I have a cute nose or a funny dimple or some flattery other than, "nice legs" or something generic.Then you teach me how to distill rain water and we shoot bebe guns at bottles.You kind of make fun of me a little and I kind of like it.We hunt zombies.You walk me home and hold my hand.Next date you bring your motorcycle.Coffee or beer.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Monika

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    So let's talk for a second about how honey boo boo's mom has a boyfriend and all of us are on a dating website! Lol let that sink in . . .A little about me, I love to laugh and have a good time. I like to think that I'm a good person. I live by treating people the way I'd want to be treated. I'm not afraid to take chances because what fun would it be if nobody ever took a chance?? Exactly. I'm told by people (even the mail man ha) that I'm always smiling. Deep down I'm thinking, "you're damn right I'm always smiling after 3+ years of braces" haha! My jokes are kinda bad, but I make them work. I have one "famous" joke and if you're lucky you will get to hear it ;)I love warm weather, but I'm not thrilled with the bugs that come along with it! I'm deathly afraid of thunderstorms or any tropical storm for that matter, and I'm not gonna lie, I hide in my foyer for the really scary ones! Fall is by far my most favorite season because I can wear my favorite riding boots! Though, I'm probably a contradiction since I don't horseback ride; I did once, it was great until I fell off the horse (which btw totally wasn't my fault, but that's a story for another day!)I am blessed with an amazing family so family is obviously very important to me and should be to my match as well. The best moments to me are spent making memories with the people I love. I have set goals for myself and I'm proud to say I've accomplished every one of them. I'm looking for an all around genuine guy with a great sense of humor; but, above all, we've to have great chemistry. I'm not looking to date forever, ultimately, I'm looking for the (right) guy I can share my life with. So if I sound like someone you might want to meet, send me a message :) ciao! Surprise me!

  • Belen

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I'm a little bit of a nerd, a little bit of a geek and a little bit of the coolest thing ever all rolled into one. I like to do my own thing and dance to my own rockin' beat whether you'll join me or not (though having a partner in crime is always a plus.) I try not to take life too seriously and just go with the flow whenever possible.I'm fairly laid back, I wear jeans and a hoodie to work almost every day and *** casual Friday I like to dress up a little to greet the weekend... if the weather is agreeable. My job also gives me the freedom to work from home now and then which means I don't even need to change into jeans if I don't want to.I like to stay active, I run a few nights a week and attend a hot vinyasa yoga class on Thursday nights that helps me get through that last day of the week. I love to cook and try to cook as much of my own food as I can and limit ordering out. I haven't eaten red meat in over 10 years and I don't particularly miss it. I bake my own bread and grow vegetables on my balcony every year and I'm hoping to have enough to cut my grocery bill down for the summer.I'm not much of a late night partier, however I do enjoy having drinks with friends now and then and sometimes we lose track of time, it happens. I'm not much of a television watcher, but I've gotten into a few shows here and there. Having a smart phone also reduces my need for a laptop, so mine doesn't come out much during the week.Edit: yes guys, I already know that I'm pretty, and it's not that I don't like being complimented, but when 90% of the introductory messages I get are "you're pretty" or "Hey sexy lady" and nothing else... It makes me wonder if anyone actually reads this, so how about a compliment on something other than my looks? Keep it casual, coffee and a chat is a good way to get to know someone without the pressure of sitting through a whole meal.

  • Helah

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Hello,I am a high school English teacher and ballroom/Latin dancer on the side. I enjoy my profession and take pride in what I do, even if the students are off the wall! I enjoy ballroom dancing because it is a great stress reliever. I believe the dances are so beautiful and are a great form for self expression. With that being said, I enjoy many different types of music but do love Hip-Hop. I am not a country fan but lately some of it is sounding more up-beat and better than the previous generations. I also enjoy being outside and going to different places- Sometimes it is fun to just get away for the day, especially in the summer. During the school year it is a little more difficult. I'm a pretty laid back person...life is too short to stress the small things. I am looking to find someone that I can share my interests with. I like to have a good time and laugh...but who doesn't like to laugh! I can be quiet when you first meet me but then when I open up and feel comfortable I can be sarcastic and spontaneous. I am looking to find someone that I can connect with and get to know.

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