SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Tarsha
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
My Ideal Man: Insecure, Narcissist, with mommy issues... SAID NO ONE EVER!Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.-Seriously I jumped out of a plane !!!Sorry, you misinterpreted my brilliant joke as horribly offensive.Men who can't act like men, piss me off. Lets keep it real, I already have a vagina, I don't need another one.A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world... oh sorry, thats wine... wine does that.If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles *** milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.Sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.The moral of the story is, I don't like games, I'm as real as they come, so I'm going to say what I think, take it or leave it ;) If you're still reading, and aren't intimidated by my sense of humor... Send me a message. If i like what I see and read I'll get back to you... As long as you know how to laugh, I'm sure we'll have fun...
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Odessa
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I try my best to be good at a variety of different things rather than exerting all of my energy towards one aspect of my life. Search for energetic person, who hasn’t yet got tired of fun.
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Ravenna
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
i got nothin' lol not like you'll read it anyway lolso let's not take any of this too seriously lol"I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."