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Erlinda, 30

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About Me

Actually the best term to describe me as well as Foodie would be Super Mega Dork :)Before we begin the long tedious conversations of nothingness, Monty Python is the ultimate deal breaker. If you absolutely dislike it and can't watch the movies or tv series with me then you might as well not even bother reading the rest ....And if you do! F•cking A! Enjoy my auto biography! :)FactsI Love: Bacon, Coffee, Tattoos (I have every intention of getting full sleeves on both arms and my whole back done), piercings (I have labret and eyebrow), my cats ( no never not ever going to get rid of them for anyone so if you hate cats or are severely allergic then just move along and don't even bother dude), hardcore/punk/metal/alternative shows (also love classic rock, classical music, reggae, jazz, blues... Etc. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE!!!!!), karaoke nights!!!, chillin with friends, good food (fyi everything is better with bacon), movies, monster energy drinks (so far its my favorite crack juice), watching re***The Holy Grail, Star Wars ***THE ONLY TRILOGY I ACKNOWLEDGE!•t i am overweight and I'm a work in progress, if you are a shallow narcissist please go bother someone else), bonfires, sleep, conversations that last longer than 2 mins and don't start off with "you're cute " , "wanna party", "hi" or "wanna chat"..... If your brain power doesn't extend a bit further than those mentioned when you are actually trying to find someone to compliment your existence, you might as well give up and try a local dive bar where that kind of lame crap actually works on brainless twats... And B to the W, if your pics include you doing a "duck face" please do the world a big fat f••kin favor and crawl back into your mothers womb *** Tourettes" and if you guessed uncontrollably breaking out into song at random moments you are indeed correct, I make a sh•$1 I ever spent on a app LOL)I'm definitely a sarcastic smart ass most of the time which I consider part of my wonderful charmLOL I do not want to deal with any Bullsh•t games, baby mama drama, broke ass, jobless, or heavy drug addicts, if you fit one or all of the mentioned kindly f••k off. Been there done that burned the bridges that i used to light my way... Just looking for someone who f••kin gets me.... for all the good, quirky, random, weird, awesomeness and flaws... and vice versa. DOUCHETARDS NEED NOT APPLY!!! Quotes Clementine: "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a f••ked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.""We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find some one whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it LOVE."---Dr. Seuss maybe a bar to play darts, coffee shop, mini golf, walk around a park,laser tag, etc...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Eveline

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I'm currently a bartender full time and go to school part time. Going for radiology. I have a daughter who is almost five. She is def. My rock. I like to go out no and drink with my friends. Usually stay local. I love all music, but country is my favorite. I love going to concerts. I work hard, have my own place and car. If your weird, don't talk to me. If you don't have sh*t going for you, don't talk to me and if you don't like kids def don't talk to me. ;) I have some tats and don't plan on stopping..So rocker guys are my thing. I like country boys too ;) I dont like clean cut preppy boys...also a lot of religious guys message me..well I'm a sinner..and Ilike to drink. I am no where near perfect and don't expect that from anyone. just be up front and honest. PS..if you message me like three or more times and i don't respond...what makes you think the forth time or whatever will be different?? Dinner and drinks!

  • Randee

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I am a hard working, independent, funny, and always up for a new adventure kind of girl. I love making people smile and laugh, and if I can put a smile one someones face my day is complete. I will always find the good in people and in any situation. I am very easy going, laid back and love sitting by a fire with my feet up surrounded by friends and family, who by the way mean the world to me. I am not into the bar/ club scene and dont do drama, bs, or games. I am very passionate, driven and know what i want out of life, and also find this very attractive in a man. I am looking for my best friend and my lover, sense of humor is a must!! I am a very independent take charge kind of women and need a take charge kind of man. I want a man who is not afraid to be himself, loves people and is comfortable in his own skin, and in any situation. If your not afraid of a new adventure, love being active and know how to sweep an independent women off her feet *** me your confident side :) If you are a dinner and a movies kind of guy...dont bother. Looking for something different, spontaneous,and adventurous! A walk down the cliff walk, or a kayaking trip down the river, Clamcakes and chowder down by the water with some go kart racing after, or some rounds down range at the shooting range...dont want to give you to many ideas what can you come up with...surprise me ;)

  • Rosalin

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Im 0nly interested in hispanik or blk men 0nly..***...if dat not u dont hit up da Inbox u herd Kuz I wont respond....

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