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Tarsha
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
My Ideal Man: Insecure, Narcissist, with mommy issues... SAID NO ONE EVER!Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.-Seriously I jumped out of a plane !!!Sorry, you misinterpreted my brilliant joke as horribly offensive.Men who can't act like men, piss me off. Lets keep it real, I already have a vagina, I don't need another one.A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world... oh sorry, thats wine... wine does that.If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles *** milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.Sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.The moral of the story is, I don't like games, I'm as real as they come, so I'm going to say what I think, take it or leave it ;) If you're still reading, and aren't intimidated by my sense of humor... Send me a message. If i like what I see and read I'll get back to you... As long as you know how to laugh, I'm sure we'll have fun...
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Rena
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
1.-convertible- top dropping, star gazing, sarcastic, Son of a gun. 2. I travel a lot on weekends. *** *** *** *** *** *** am passionate about what I do. You should be too. 3.I get at least one comment on my hair, tattoos or my dress a day by passing strangers.4.Fleet Foxes, Band of horses, ben folds. Flight of the Concords, fiona apple, cat power, imogen heap. Neutral milk hotel. timbaland. 80s galore. mates of state. sigur ros. max richter. toto...Lots of indie stuff but I am not above a terribly good pop song,5.You dig a confidant girl that is independent as much as she loves to bake you a pie in heels. You have goals, you are respectful, you are silly/witty/sarcastic, and you know how to work and play.You are the tri- bred love son in which you look as cute as Jim from The Office, love me as saucy as James Deen, and are as handy as Tim the tool man. Oh I don't know, we could go people watching in the park or go antiquing or something. Or meet up at a bar or go for coffee... that's what everyone says right? Am I doing this right?
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Lawana
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I truly enjoy spending time with my friends and family, no one can make me laugh like them. Those closest to me would say I am loyal, trustworthy and funny which are all things I look for in a guy. I would love to find someone who can be spontaneous, who on a whim would head up to the mountains, or to the city. I am independent and enjoy my time out with friends. A few quick things about myself:I am the middle child of 5. I love road trips and breakfast for dinner.I truly enjoy going for walks on the beach on brisk fall days.I hope to one day make my photography my career. I love some good foot stomping music and BBQs with good friends.Love sports: playing and watching.I enjoy the cold that the fall and winter bring just as much as the warmth of the summer and spring.I tend to be pretty sarcastic and am definitely a little shy at first but once I start to warm up to someone I am an open book. If there's anything you wanna know feel free to ask!