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About Me

I spend most of my time as an animal-pimp, shoving dogs and cats into the faces of unsuspecting people and playing their heartstrings like a harp until they can't live with out a cute little kitten. Yes, I get paid for this, and it's the best job in the world. And yes, I'm being facetious ;)When I'm not emotionally blackmailing the masses, I'm playing with my ****es ***lb dogs), enjoying a random shenanigan, sipping wine on a patio, singing "I'm On a Boat" while on a boat or losing miserably at some random board game. I believe that anything can be fun when you're surrounded by the right people and I really like to try new things!I'm annoyed by high-maintenance, dramatic, superficial types, so if that's what you're looking for, I'm not your girl. I respect a healthy dose of cynicism and love sarcasm, but don't like negative people. I am looking for someone with similar interests, an open mind, and a great sense of humor who likes to have fun but still has their sh*t together.Random factoids about me: I'm convinced 75% of my brain is filled with song lyrics. I rock at Rock Band. I'm an amateur photographer. I love poetry slams. When I was little, I helped my family build a cabin. I still like to build stuff. I love to cook, but especially love to grill -- Some of my favorite things: Music -- A little bit of everything including Micky & the Motorcars, The Head & The Heart, Quiet Company, Queen, The Rat Pack, The Sounds, old emo/pop punk, and anything 80s.Movies -- Away We Go, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, The Ref, Slumdog Millionare, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and so many more...TV -- Psych, Arrested Development, Party Down!, The Daily Show, How I Met Your Mother, etc.I love to laugh and I'm looking for someone that shares the same sense of humor and values honesty. I have my life together and want to find someone who does, too. I think it's important to be able to chat on a first date.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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