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Olivia, 28

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About Me

I spend most of my time as an animal-pimp, shoving dogs and cats into the faces of unsuspecting people and playing their heartstrings like a harp until they can't live with out a cute little kitten. Yes, I get paid for this, and it's the best job in the world. And yes, I'm being facetious ;)When I'm not emotionally blackmailing the masses, I'm playing with my ****es ***lb dogs), enjoying a random shenanigan, sipping wine on a patio, singing "I'm On a Boat" while on a boat or losing miserably at some random board game. I believe that anything can be fun when you're surrounded by the right people and I really like to try new things!I'm annoyed by high-maintenance, dramatic, superficial types, so if that's what you're looking for, I'm not your girl. I respect a healthy dose of cynicism and love sarcasm, but don't like negative people. I am looking for someone with similar interests, an open mind, and a great sense of humor who likes to have fun but still has their sh*t together.Random factoids about me: I'm convinced 75% of my brain is filled with song lyrics. I rock at Rock Band. I'm an amateur photographer. I love poetry slams. When I was little, I helped my family build a cabin. I still like to build stuff. I love to cook, but especially love to grill -- Some of my favorite things: Music -- A little bit of everything including Micky & the Motorcars, The Head & The Heart, Quiet Company, Queen, The Rat Pack, The Sounds, old emo/pop punk, and anything 80s.Movies -- Away We Go, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, The Ref, Slumdog Millionare, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and so many more...TV -- Psych, Arrested Development, Party Down!, The Daily Show, How I Met Your Mother, etc.I love to laugh and I'm looking for someone that shares the same sense of humor and values honesty. I have my life together and want to find someone who does, too. I think it's important to be able to chat on a first date.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Misti

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I'm a single mom of two amazing kids ages 4 and 6(no, dad's not in the picture). I don't have that much free time between work and kids, but when I do I would like to have someone to spend it with. Most of my free time is spent doing fun kid friendly activities like festivals and the park or hanging out at the volleyball court. If you have kids and those are things you would like to do as well, that's great. But don't expect that just because you have kids means that you're going to be around my kids immediately. I would love to find a man who wants to take me out to do something, anything I have never done. I mean dinner and movies and bars are great every once in a while, but I want more adventure in my life. I want to go tubing and rock climbing and hiking, scuba diving, sailing, windsurfing, go mudding, anything different.I listen to just about any kind of music(seriously, try me). One day I'll go out dancing at the most ghetto club I can find, the next a punk or metal show(you will more than likely find me in the mosh pit), the next it will be Blues on the Green. If there are certain types of music that you just can not stand to listen to, we will not get along.(trust me, relationships have ended over this) I'm not saying you have to enjoy all the types of music that I do, you just have to be able to cope with it if you walk in to me dancing around the house to Britney Spears one day! Brownie points if you love the song that's my headline.I hate this online stuff, I don't really feel like you can get to know a person through text. I would much rather meet you, see if we click and not waste our time talking back and forth forever. Coffee or something else quick and easy to cut short or extend if we're having a good time.

  • Hylda

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I love my family, friends, and career. I would love to have a partner in crime to experience life and grow with. I like a man who takes charge since I'm a pretty laid back girl, so my ideal first date would be completely planned out by him and somewhat of a surprise to me :). It's nice to feel special.

  • Dreama

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I am a student working my way through college. I love art and reading but also want to start getting into ball room dancing. I am hoping once i am done with school to work as an animator for a company like pixar or MGM.I tend to be extremely sarcastic which obviously gets me into trouble but usually i can get my self out of trouble with my baking skills which are awesome and getting better all the time. I want to write a book someday and maybe have a family who would enjoy it. I love coffee and conversations whether they are silly or thought provoking, its all about learning about the other person. I guess the thing my friends say most about me is that i am strong in my convictions and wont change who i am just to fit into the crowd.The one thing I would like more than anything is to not have to be the man in the relationship! I want to be pursued! To feel like I don't have to initiate everything in the relationship. So catch me if you can. I think a good date would be a coffee shop and if we click a dinner. Going to see a movie is fine but its hard to get to know someone when you can't talk to them. I do like suprises however and am up for almost anything.

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