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About Me

I spend most of my time as an animal-pimp, shoving dogs and cats into the faces of unsuspecting people and playing their heartstrings like a harp until they can't live with out a cute little kitten. Yes, I get paid for this, and it's the best job in the world. And yes, I'm being facetious ;)When I'm not emotionally blackmailing the masses, I'm playing with my ****es ***lb dogs), enjoying a random shenanigan, sipping wine on a patio, singing "I'm On a Boat" while on a boat or losing miserably at some random board game. I believe that anything can be fun when you're surrounded by the right people and I really like to try new things!I'm annoyed by high-maintenance, dramatic, superficial types, so if that's what you're looking for, I'm not your girl. I respect a healthy dose of cynicism and love sarcasm, but don't like negative people. I am looking for someone with similar interests, an open mind, and a great sense of humor who likes to have fun but still has their sh*t together.Random factoids about me: I'm convinced 75% of my brain is filled with song lyrics. I rock at Rock Band. I'm an amateur photographer. I love poetry slams. When I was little, I helped my family build a cabin. I still like to build stuff. I love to cook, but especially love to grill -- Some of my favorite things: Music -- A little bit of everything including Micky & the Motorcars, The Head & The Heart, Quiet Company, Queen, The Rat Pack, The Sounds, old emo/pop punk, and anything 80s.Movies -- Away We Go, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, The Ref, Slumdog Millionare, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and so many more...TV -- Psych, Arrested Development, Party Down!, The Daily Show, How I Met Your Mother, etc.I love to laugh and I'm looking for someone that shares the same sense of humor and values honesty. I have my life together and want to find someone who does, too. I think it's important to be able to chat on a first date.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Well... About me.. I guess I'm just looking for someone that can be my best friend. Who wants to go out and do whatever is fun. Whether it be country concerts, dancing to country and of course, camping, shooting, fishing, or just sitting around watching tv, or sitting outside watching the stars . Someone that will show me that chivalry isn't dead, but nothing too cheesy. Just wanna have fun with someone that knows how to treat a woman right and love.

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

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