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Olivia
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I spend most of my time as an animal-pimp, shoving dogs and cats into the faces of unsuspecting people and playing their heartstrings like a harp until they can't live with out a cute little kitten. Yes, I get paid for this, and it's the best job in the world. And yes, I'm being facetious ;)When I'm not emotionally blackmailing the masses, I'm playing with my ****es ***lb dogs), enjoying a random shenanigan, sipping wine on a patio, singing "I'm On a Boat" while on a boat or losing miserably at some random board game. I believe that anything can be fun when you're surrounded by the right people and I really like to try new things!I'm annoyed by high-maintenance, dramatic, superficial types, so if that's what you're looking for, I'm not your girl. I respect a healthy dose of cynicism and love sarcasm, but don't like negative people. I am looking for someone with similar interests, an open mind, and a great sense of humor who likes to have fun but still has their sh*t together.Random factoids about me: I'm convinced 75% of my brain is filled with song lyrics. I rock at Rock Band. I'm an amateur photographer. I love poetry slams. When I was little, I helped my family build a cabin. I still like to build stuff. I love to cook, but especially love to grill -- Some of my favorite things: Music -- A little bit of everything including Micky & the Motorcars, The Head & The Heart, Quiet Company, Queen, The Rat Pack, The Sounds, old emo/pop punk, and anything 80s.Movies -- Away We Go, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, The Ref, Slumdog Millionare, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and so many more...TV -- Psych, Arrested Development, Party Down!, The Daily Show, How I Met Your Mother, etc.I love to laugh and I'm looking for someone that shares the same sense of humor and values honesty. I have my life together and want to find someone who does, too. I think it's important to be able to chat on a first date.
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Neda
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Im also tired of the whole I want to talk then when I reply back I get nothing back. Don't write me first if you have no intentions on talking after that!! I do not enjoy being ***! I'm not too sure what to say here. I am never good at describing myself. I am in to just about anything. I'm a pretty laid back and easy going person. I love to laugh and joke around but I know how to be serious as well. I am a very caring person and i have a huge heart! I have a little boy who is my world. I am currently separated and we are going to get a divorce. I would like to find someone I can trust and love and who is caring and likes kids. If you would like to know more just message me :)**Note: I CAN'T STAND LIARS OR CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!
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Bea
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I love cereal, but I won't drink the milk after.I would rather sleep in.I love "just thinking about you" calls and texts. I love love love tattoos. I love to play volleyballI'm not going to do all the work. If you want to get to know me, make a move.I work ***hours a week so I need someone willing to take things slow and who isn't needy.My family is everything to me. I love eggs in every way, shape, and form.I think dimples are incredibly sexy.I love elephants.I'm going back to school in January. I love documentary films.I hate reading.I love late 80s/early 90s country music. Kit Kat's are my fav candy bars! :)I love thrift shopping.If you have pictures of your abs on your profile Don't message me. I'm not interested. Otherwise you should meet me. I'm a fun person to be around and I'll make you laugh :)I wanna walk that line a little crookedAnd live my life a little on the rocksLaugh at every time I fellNot afraid to make a fool of myselfAnd keep on dancing when the music stops'Cause I love being in loveIt's the best kind of drugDrunk on the high, leanin' on your shoulderSweet like a wine as it gets olderWhen I die I don't wanna go sober Mini golf, grab a drink or coffee, baseball game, go for a walk, something simple :)