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RosieOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I’ve been divorced for a few years and feel it\'s time to make new friends. I\'m a funny and sensitive person. I’d love to find someone who loves Christ. I’m not a religious, but a relationship person.
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ReganOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I'll know it when I see it.I am a sucker for:Scruffy faces (no, your flavor saver and your mustache do not constitute scruffy faces)Laid back yet takes control of situations (I'm enough of an ***hole as it is, I don't need your help)Long-sleeved button down shirts with the cuffs rolledSarcasm/teasing Loves football (or at least loves to tailgate)Close with your friends and can blend in with mineBaseball hats (not cowboy hats or sideways hats-- backward or regular hat--looking and acting menTall men (5' 10" or taller)Tattoos (on the right person/body and not something lame like Bugs Bunny on your ass)Likes going to shows (not raves, not one guy in an empty bar whining on his guitar...shows.)In the meantime, this is what I KNOW I won't want when I see it:Affliction/Tapout/swirly print or tight shirtsThe selfies... MAJOR eyeroll. MAJOR. The only accepted jerseys are football jerseys and those are only to be worn on game days. Spelling in letters/numbers (u, y, 2, how r u, l8r, etc). If you start your message with this, I will NOT respond. Phat Farm/FUBU/Sean John... I shudder. Big, bulgy muscles or gym rats (if you Crossfit, it won't work).Sad stories about your divorce, life in general, and death. It's aggressive and awkward. Musicians (nothing personal, I love music--musicians tend to be more emotional than I like).I don't fish, hunt, camp, or like being where the bugs are. You like it? Fine, knock yourself out. My idea of outdoors is the beach or a backyard with a bonfire. Under 5' 9". I will NOT give you a chance and I will not respond. I know, I'm an ***hole...but you were warned so please don't get angry and tell me I'm missing out. I'm sure I am, thanks.Under the age of 28. Same thing for h***I know, you're soooo mature and I'm close-minded. I've accepted it, why can't you? If you throw a temper tantrum and harass me with messages, you're just proving you're too immature like I knew already. Why haven't I deleted this profile yet? Because I have an undying curiosity to see what other ridiculous messages I can get, duh. Someplace alcohol is served, gotta take the edge off somehow, right?
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JoaneOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I recently graduated from GMU with a Bachelors in Nursing. Now that I am done with college, I would really like to find "the one" and get my life started :) I love almost every sport, I'm not your typical girl...I like to watch sports and play in the mud with four wheelers and such :) I am a Christian and would prefer to date someone who wouldn't mind going to church with me when possible. Anything else you want to know...just ask I'm very open and laid back. Oh, I don't like/do drama either haha. Any where that we can sit and chat...dinner, coffee, a bar...and then if we hit it off maybe mini-golf, a walk, or something else outdoorsy...I dunno, what do you think?