SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Regan
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I'll know it when I see it.I am a sucker for:Scruffy faces (no, your flavor saver and your mustache do not constitute scruffy faces)Laid back yet takes control of situations (I'm enough of an ***hole as it is, I don't need your help)Long-sleeved button down shirts with the cuffs rolledSarcasm/teasing Loves football (or at least loves to tailgate)Close with your friends and can blend in with mineBaseball hats (not cowboy hats or sideways hats-- backward or regular hat--looking and acting menTall men (5' 10" or taller)Tattoos (on the right person/body and not something lame like Bugs Bunny on your ass)Likes going to shows (not raves, not one guy in an empty bar whining on his guitar...shows.)In the meantime, this is what I KNOW I won't want when I see it:Affliction/Tapout/swirly print or tight shirtsThe selfies... MAJOR eyeroll. MAJOR. The only accepted jerseys are football jerseys and those are only to be worn on game days. Spelling in letters/numbers (u, y, 2, how r u, l8r, etc). If you start your message with this, I will NOT respond. Phat Farm/FUBU/Sean John... I shudder. Big, bulgy muscles or gym rats (if you Crossfit, it won't work).Sad stories about your divorce, life in general, and death. It's aggressive and awkward. Musicians (nothing personal, I love music--musicians tend to be more emotional than I like).I don't fish, hunt, camp, or like being where the bugs are. You like it? Fine, knock yourself out. My idea of outdoors is the beach or a backyard with a bonfire. Under 5' 9". I will NOT give you a chance and I will not respond. I know, I'm an ***hole...but you were warned so please don't get angry and tell me I'm missing out. I'm sure I am, thanks.Under the age of 28. Same thing for h***I know, you're soooo mature and I'm close-minded. I've accepted it, why can't you? If you throw a temper tantrum and harass me with messages, you're just proving you're too immature like I knew already. Why haven't I deleted this profile yet? Because I have an undying curiosity to see what other ridiculous messages I can get, duh. Someplace alcohol is served, gotta take the edge off somehow, right?
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Kaelyn
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I'm VERY down to earth lady! I ove being outside!! So spring and summer are my favorite months!! I'm very loyal and a go getter type person!! I have the biggest heart which sometimes is not always a good thing lol. Anything else just ask!!! I am not looking for a one night stand or just hooking up! I amnot that type of lady!!! A great date would include dinner and then a nice walk at night somewhere just to talk and get to know each other.
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Patrica
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I have 5kids and I'm not all that n if ur into skinny chics dat aint me I aint barbie I'm real n jus want someone to chill wit who aint bout dat hit n run ya feel meeh