SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ReganOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I'll know it when I see it.I am a sucker for:Scruffy faces (no, your flavor saver and your mustache do not constitute scruffy faces)Laid back yet takes control of situations (I'm enough of an ***hole as it is, I don't need your help)Long-sleeved button down shirts with the cuffs rolledSarcasm/teasing Loves football (or at least loves to tailgate)Close with your friends and can blend in with mineBaseball hats (not cowboy hats or sideways hats-- backward or regular hat--looking and acting menTall men (5' 10" or taller)Tattoos (on the right person/body and not something lame like Bugs Bunny on your ass)Likes going to shows (not raves, not one guy in an empty bar whining on his guitar...shows.)In the meantime, this is what I KNOW I won't want when I see it:Affliction/Tapout/swirly print or tight shirtsThe selfies... MAJOR eyeroll. MAJOR. The only accepted jerseys are football jerseys and those are only to be worn on game days. Spelling in letters/numbers (u, y, 2, how r u, l8r, etc). If you start your message with this, I will NOT respond. Phat Farm/FUBU/Sean John... I shudder. Big, bulgy muscles or gym rats (if you Crossfit, it won't work).Sad stories about your divorce, life in general, and death. It's aggressive and awkward. Musicians (nothing personal, I love music--musicians tend to be more emotional than I like).I don't fish, hunt, camp, or like being where the bugs are. You like it? Fine, knock yourself out. My idea of outdoors is the beach or a backyard with a bonfire. Under 5' 9". I will NOT give you a chance and I will not respond. I know, I'm an ***hole...but you were warned so please don't get angry and tell me I'm missing out. I'm sure I am, thanks.Under the age of 28. Same thing for h***I know, you're soooo mature and I'm close-minded. I've accepted it, why can't you? If you throw a temper tantrum and harass me with messages, you're just proving you're too immature like I knew already. Why haven't I deleted this profile yet? Because I have an undying curiosity to see what other ridiculous messages I can get, duh. Someplace alcohol is served, gotta take the edge off somehow, right?
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WildaOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I am in short ***A mother first and foremost to one AMAZING SON!---I love laughing and to make those around me smile***Im sarcastic about most everything I encounter bc life can be intense and I take the small things with a grain of salt***I love a challenge***IM A HUGE TEETH FREAK! Most importantly someone intelligent to understand my sarcasm and can one up it....not to mention hold seemingly interesting conversation -- if you cant mentally stimulate me dont bother--Its the little stuff that matters :***Im a country girl at heart and always will be- Im up for anything ---My ideal time would have to be something to grab my attention something memorable---It never has to be too fancy just fun.
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BobbyeOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Southern girlMud & trucks Single mom Not here for a hookupI will not have sex with anyone the first time IF we meet so don't bother with the sexual enuindos because they won't get you anything with me.**i don't date outside my race**Please understand I want someone who has a job and can take care of themself.I'm not loading this thing up with pics or info because then we will have nothing to talk about.