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Chris, 27
United States, Wisconsin, River Falls

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About Me

First, I'm going to start by saying that I am exhausted with this online dating thing. If you're going to message me, please for the love of god, have your sh*tsemi together, know how to spell, not have psychotic tendencies only for me to discover later, and be yourself! I don't want to invest a month of my time in to getting to know you only to find out you are nothing you make yourself out to be. With that said...I am always up for anything new and will try anything twice. It doesn't take much to entertain me, but I love to have a good time... Whether it be happy hour after work, a night on the town, day on the boat, bonfire, family cookout, projects at home, sweats and a glass of wine, or watching a movie at home with my pup and my boo. I love love love music! All kinds, any kind. I enjoy the, 'finer things in life', but have no problem getting dirty when need be! I am very shy (until I get a beer in me, then won't shut up!) I'm extremely determined and when I want something, I get it. I've based my life on the idea that nothing comes easy. I work my ass off and I'm perfectly content with where my life is, but ready to settle and share it (with someone worthy of course). I love cars, but if it has two wheels, it definitely has my attention! I enjoy football season and love my Skins! I have a big heart and would do anything for the ones I care for. I appreciate a woman for being a woman. In other words... I like girls that look like girls. I'm most comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt but enjoy being a little girly too. Go big or go home, right? I am always open to learning new things. Love to cook (although I can't bake to save my life). I have a big family and family values are very important to me. I have the best dog on the planet who comes before anything! I will probably pick on you and would expect it back. A little backbone is required to date me! It's not uncommon for me to bust out in song or a dance at any time, lol. I'm a total spaz 90% of the time and pretty goofy. I love to joke around. I'm a bear when I'm tired and a pain in the ass when I'm hungry, lol. :) All in all, I am ready for the next chapter; New people, new goals, new places, and new experiences...Poor grammar and bad manners are extremely unattractive traits to me. If you don't know how to hold a door, say please and thank you, or the difference between there and their... I'm not the girl for you. If there is a picture of you in your bra and underwear on your profile, don't message me. AND Finallyyyy - Do not message me for pictures or 'web chats' or three somes or random hook ups or something where your man will just 'watch'. I'm NOT interested... Not even a little. Not at all. Drinks, duh.I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. - Marilyn MonroeOh, if you can play an *** sing... I'm probably going to fall in love with you, lol.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Bluegrass American British English Mexican Mystery Romance
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