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KelceyOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I’ I have a terrible sense of direction and rely big time on the Google Maps app (life saver!) to get around. I appreciate good grammar, stay up too late and sleep past noon on occasion. I like to cook and try to recreate meals I've had when eating out and I believe everything in life relates to a Simpsons or Family Guy episode. It would be great to find someone to share it all with. (That being said, sharing doesn’t mean being joined at the hip… I do like my independence.)I'd like to meet someone who has direction in their life - someone with their own goals, interests and opinions would be nice. If you're tall, in reasonable shape with a good sense of humour and a healthy appetite for banter then we might click. If you think that's you then drop me a mail.;Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So - we go. And - it's closed. Well, *** a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
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AmieOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I'm a bit of a contradiction! I can be a bit of a tomboy, I'm into cars, I like to get my hands dirty and I'm happy out spending and evening with a bit of flat pack! (first date to Ikea?Looking for a bit of chat for a start and we 'll see how it goes from there! Pint in a quiet pub for a chat and see how is goes from there! But if you want to fly me to Monaco for the grand prix I'd be more than happy to go!!
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UnaOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I'm looking for a side kick , the lack of evil masterminds around these days is ridiculous !!! I'm thinking along the lines of pinky and the brain , now they were a force to be reckoned with , staying out all night plotting to take over the world is my idea of fun !!! Now, fair enough they never ACTUALLY took over the world , that's the besides the point , they had a whoola trying and sure its the taking part that counts ha ha !! Down to the nitty gritty now .... I tend not to take life too serious if at all possible , I am whitty and EXTREMELY sarcastic so if you are easily offended or have no sense of humour then your on the wrong page !!!I am probably the most talkative person EVER , the only time I'm not talking is when I'm eating or if the darts is on the telly ha ha !!! Someone who can hold a conversation would be good , but someone who has the balls to tell me shut up when needed would be absolutely amazing :-) ha ha !!!Personality is THE most important thing to me , confidence is attractive but there's a very thin line between confidence and****ness SO anywhere in between and I'll be happy :-) not asking for much really :-)I absolutely can't stand 'txt talk' , if your going to message me some english would be amazing !!! And for the love of god DO NOT use 'hun' or 'pet' or anything of the sort ..... Its creepy and cheesy and weird !!!I think that's enough of a rant/biography for now !!! Ha ha !!! I dare ya message me after reading that ;-P Somewhere with as many exits as possible !!!! Ha ha !!!