SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Ema
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
seriously...how many freaking times do I have to say I dont date nor have an interest in black dudes...its not nor ever will be my thing!!! If you take life too seriously or have a crappy sense of humor...mooooove on. Im sarcastic and weird and it keeps life interesting. I'm obsessed with unicorns, wolves, bacon, Dr. Who. I never leave the house without make-up on. I learn things really fast but I test horribly. I stalk my good girlfriends to make sure they aren't being stalked by creepers or jerks. I dream in color and about people I haven't met yet then I do. If I have a bad dream then I start yelling or talking in my sleep. I drool. I sleep in the middle of the bed. I HATE being woken up. Beer tastes like piss. I don't care what kind it is or how it's flavored. You're drinking piss. I talk to my dog. I don't own shorts or anything white. If you poke me, I will punch you. I'm deathly afraid of worms. Super short people freak me out. When people lie to make themselves look better I will FLIP OUT. I remember everything. I don't expect anyone to understand me and I just don't care anymore. I do what I do for the good of myself and if I do or say something you don't like it's cause I care about you and wish you would listen. I don't expect just any man to put up with me and my weirdness and I also don't care cuz you're just missing out on the fun.I dont trust people that don't smile with their teeth...... Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?? jkanything laid back. Lord I apologize for the people Im about to offend....Some people need to eat a burger and some need to stop...when did people stop caring about their health. I do not date black dudes. Its just a personal preference just like some guys only date white or asian or short chicks. This is still America.If you're a snarky jerk that has a problem with me having a PERSONAL PREFERENCE to the physical type that I date then you can F-off...if you aren't okay with the right to free speech leave the country. ***> if you don't read this that's just going to be automatic deletion for sending me a message based off how I look. Namaste!
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Lyda
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I'm not looking to jump in to a serious relationship right away but I'm not looking for a piece of ass either. I would like to get to know someone on a friendly level, no pressure and just go with the flow and see where thing's go. If you would like to know more about me then send me a message, promise I won't bite too hard ;) Something Simple...
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Helaine
Online
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Hey there, Thanks for reading!I'm originally born in B.C. I've been here for 7 years now and haven't looked back once! I'm a traveler, but not the way I hoped, I'm in me 12th place in the 7 years I've been here. I would rather travel the world ***, Britain being the first place.On my Dad's side, i'm French, but don't speak it to save my life. I'm connected more to my Celtic roots and i'm sure that's where my spirituality comes from, and why I was drawn to Paganism so many years ago. And just to clarify, no I will never hex or curse you, I don't believe in harming others. I'm looking for someone my age range, somewhere between 26 to 35, sorry to all the 40 year old men that seem to be interested but I have a issue with age because of the age difference between myself and my parents. I hope that you are spiritual or Pagan friendly at least, which means that you are ok with who I am and know that I will not change for anyone as I will not try to change you. I hope to find someone from the UK maybe, I love an Irish accent and I'm trying to learn Gaelic on my own. I am a very complex being, meaning I'm not like any girl you've ever met. I think getting to know someone on a mental and spiritual level before I let it get physical is key for me! I'm looking for someone that wants to be with me for me, not for what I do. I don't respond well to men that opens with talks about sex or in the first conversation talks about sex (I find that a lot on here!) I won't message you back if all you have to say is "Hi, How are you?" or anything similar in fashion, I'll just delete you. I am a nice girl that you should respect as I will do you the same courtesy! I'm as weird as they come, but I just chalk that up to a side effect of being awesome! I am a hugh Film/TV buff, and can talk about it for hours! I love tattoos and have 3 of them and plan on getting more at some point. Thinking about piercings but I guess we'll see. The Hatter opened his eyes very wide on on hearing this; but all he said was, "-desk?"..."""No, I give it up," "What's the answer?""I haven't the slightest idea," said the Hatter.;Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is NEVAR put with the wrong end in front!" If you like what I wrote please message me, don't click on the "Meet Me" button, I hate that option! Get creative, tell me why you were drawn to my profile, anything other than just "Hi", or "nice pics" I'm all about the no pressure situation, so a coffee date is fine with me but if you have a better idea that you would like to surprise me with, I'm down!