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Latosha
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
So it's that time of the year again.. I can already feel the days getting colder and colder and the people getting warmer, I can already smell the pine trees and the gingerbread cookies, I can already see the joy of the little kids opening their so expected gifts.. Yes it's that time of the year again.. It soon will be time to a new start, new hopes and new dreams. It's that time of the year where we should prepare for the colder days to come. So for those of you, or someone you know, who might be interested I am currently accepting applications for a winter boyfriend position, if you wish to apply please forward your resume to my inbox and I'll contact you at my earliest convenience to schedule an interview. This is a temporary position. Flexible start date, must end before next summer. Male candidates meeting availability requirements are strongly encouraged to apply. Thank you!
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Ema
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
seriously...how many freaking times do I have to say I dont date nor have an interest in black dudes...its not nor ever will be my thing!!! If you take life too seriously or have a crappy sense of humor...mooooove on. Im sarcastic and weird and it keeps life interesting. I'm obsessed with unicorns, wolves, bacon, Dr. Who. I never leave the house without make-up on. I learn things really fast but I test horribly. I stalk my good girlfriends to make sure they aren't being stalked by creepers or jerks. I dream in color and about people I haven't met yet then I do. If I have a bad dream then I start yelling or talking in my sleep. I drool. I sleep in the middle of the bed. I HATE being woken up. Beer tastes like piss. I don't care what kind it is or how it's flavored. You're drinking piss. I talk to my dog. I don't own shorts or anything white. If you poke me, I will punch you. I'm deathly afraid of worms. Super short people freak me out. When people lie to make themselves look better I will FLIP OUT. I remember everything. I don't expect anyone to understand me and I just don't care anymore. I do what I do for the good of myself and if I do or say something you don't like it's cause I care about you and wish you would listen. I don't expect just any man to put up with me and my weirdness and I also don't care cuz you're just missing out on the fun.I dont trust people that don't smile with their teeth...... Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?? jkanything laid back. Lord I apologize for the people Im about to offend....Some people need to eat a burger and some need to stop...when did people stop caring about their health. I do not date black dudes. Its just a personal preference just like some guys only date white or asian or short chicks. This is still America.If you're a snarky jerk that has a problem with me having a PERSONAL PREFERENCE to the physical type that I date then you can F-off...if you aren't okay with the right to free speech leave the country. ***> if you don't read this that's just going to be automatic deletion for sending me a message based off how I look. Namaste!
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Morgan
Online
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I like traveling and have so many places that I would still like to visit. I also have dog so I go to parks in the area.