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Wendolyn, 28

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About Me

I stoped looking for mister right a long time ago. I just want somebody cool to hang out and have fun with. I don't have any great expectations, I just need a buddy with some free time ya know?! All my friends are married or have a dozen kids. Kids are awesome, but I would like to do adult stuffs! And sometimes kids stuff (like playing board games and whatnot) without having a hyper ten year old screaming in my ear >. I have an awesome sense of humor if you like perversion and sarcasam! And Im a hell of a good person to know. If you dont have the time to get to know me, well then its your loss! I'm a simple person, I have simple needs, and simple things amuse me.Oh, I'm a little on the bionic side. Was in a wreck in 08 and crushed both my elbows and my right tibia. So I've got a couple scars and some nuts and bolts. Nothing major though. Here's the deal guys, we all want to be loved and respected. I'm not sending you any naked pictures and I'm not coming over to cuddle. If you're interested in me you have to put in a little effort and time. Trust me I'm worth it! Here's what I'm looking for:There isn't much point in wasting any bodies time so: i mostly stick to dating white guys I'm a country breed girl and that's just what I like. A little meat on the bones is alright but I do prefer a more athletic build. I don't have any but I do want them in the future. No addicts or drug users of any kind! I'm sorry but a job/income is a must as well as a car. Im a home body but I do enjoy going out every now and then I'd like it if I didn't have to pay your way as well as my own. Im not a gold digger, i dont care how much money you make as long as you have your own and don't expect me to pay your bills. And I don't want to be the only one running the road. A sense of humor is a must! If we can't make each other laugh then there is absolutely no point! Other than that anything goes! Ps please mention Batman or Super Mario in your first message to me or I'm not likely to respond. :) and yes I'm a bit of a dork Whatever, Just out for shits and giggles! Though just going for a walk and talking does sound nice, or pool, or bowling

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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