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KyongOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I'm optimistic and try to find humor and / or the silver lining in every situation. I love experiences and randomness, even if their epic-ness only amounts to having to take a detour home and seeing a homeless person doing the waltz on the corner. True story. I'm extremely sarcastic and have somewhat of a potty mouth, but I like wearing dresses. I love being in the woods and am pretty confident should the zombie apocolypes occur, I'll make it through the first week. I don't trust people who don't eat veggies. I don't have DD's or blonde hair, I'm totes ok with that. I like pizza, and beer and cheeseburgers, so I go to the gym. I don't have a lot of patience or respect for people who always "had a horrible day at work, it's so stressful, they make me do too much, I had to work more than eight hours blaaaaaah", unless you win the life lottery, jobs happen, if you hate it, then do something about it. That also goes for life, you get what you give and unless you put some "come at me bro! I can do this!" out there with a smile, then you're destined for blah. ness. First dates are like interviews, and you don't get sloshed on an interview. Coffee is good, that way if the butterflies don't show up you can shake hands and go to the grocery store.
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RayleneOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Hmmm what to say except for the fact that I am pretty much amazing! If you like beer, raunchy comedy, fart jokes, and Will Ferrell then we should be best friends.... But seriously looking for someone to make me laugh and have a good time with. I am NOT a tiny girl... I have curves and am proud, I got it from my momma. Not into it... move along. I love working out, but genetics are a bit*h lol. Find me at Golds Gym... All the beefy guys go there ;) I have a son who is my whole world! So there is a lot of talk in profiles about how many douche bags there are and that you guys don't want sex blah blah blah. I usually like the douche bags (unfortunately), just be freaking honest about it!! I might be a female version of a douche bag, but I will tell you how it is! Lol. Oh and girls... It's meetville if you want nice guys join match.com. Geez. Ok enough ranting...And if I couldn't sound like more of a douche bag... Yes I love big beefy guys with tattoos. Not all roided out... But large and in charge type of deal. Haha. Not the only "type" that catches my interest, so don't let that scare you away. Please be taller than 5'10...and if you are not I will know you did not read my profile. Also please dont be a serial killer, thanks! I love to laugh if you couldn't tell... And anything outdoors! The zoo and the lake are some of my favorites. I want to find someone who brings out the best of me... Not my worst. It is hard to find people who appreciate my personality and can also take me seriously. Yes I am outgoing and very open about what I want! But I have also been through a lot and have a great head on my shoulders. I love being "one of the guys" but I also love affection and feeling like someone wants to get to know me... If not then freaking fake it geez!!Hey guys... Tell me more about how you "aren't looking for something but if it happens awesome..." omg if I read that one more damn time lol. I want someone looking for a relationship... May not be anytime soon, but looking. Anything else, just ask :) Ohhhh and PLEASE put something substantial in your message if you send one... a "let's chat" is not going to cut it.;) Ok maybe that's a second date...
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EdwinaOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I love to cuddle and hug and kiss. I\'m a passionate person. I\'m sure there is someone out there looking for that special one. If you like to have a good time and laugh a lot maybe you’re the one.