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Kristan, 32

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Have pics, their private. Will send if your not a crazy person. Beneath the makeup and behind the smile.....I am just a girl who wishes for the world. XoDont judge a book by its cover. I'm just like the girl next door and sure as heck not the most beautiful woman in the world. I appreciate the mass messages telling me I'm beautiful. Im wayyyyyyy more than THAT on the inside and nerdy. Thanks so much. XoI never travel to guys on dates. It would cost me a lotta money in gas with all the dates I go on to get to know the person. I apologize in advance. XoxoIM A HORRIBLE COOK. REFERENCES FROM EXS IF NEEDED. HAHAHAHAHFYI I'm a big smart a$$ and joke a lot. I get a feel some guys on here don't sense my humor. Don't take me literally unless I say seriously. ;) seriously :***Actually no I'm not I just thought that sounded funny. I'm glamorous.;...*I have more pics. I'll share as I get to know you. :)I can not relocate. My kids are important to me. How I flirt....stares from a distance.... I'm real. And it also appears I like to write a novel on my profile to express in length of what I want. Sorry fellas for the long read. LolI won second in chess in my state.....only because I was hungry and gave in to eat. Check mate baby ;)Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick back of elbow for no. Honestly if you can lick the back of your elbow you deserve an Olympic medal. I also have an unrealistic opinion that I could find my future husband here. Again truly unrealistic. I also have never ever "been" in love. Ever. So if the love thing happens, thats cool.simply put...Life is what you make of it and I love my life. My friends and family are loyal and wonderful people. I'm a people person and enjoy being around people and enjoying life. Also my family is a bunch of comedians so we tend to joke a lot. ;) love being light hearted and April fools day is my favorite day!! I'm also not a bar scene type of girl, just not my cup of tea. In a world where you can be anything you want, BE YOURSELF.I love that feeling when you Drop Something,.....Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja!Hide and seek champions = 2) Osama Bin Laden. 3) My phone when it's on silent.....If life really did have a rewind or delete button, I think I would abuse that privilege. {Other then that, I'm super jazzy cool and a little bit swanky}A strong and healthy relationship is built on the three C’s: Communication, Compromise, and commitment.Here's the deal....dating gets old...... I want to meet that one guy who I just can't live without. A man who would drop anything to help or support me through every transitions of life that life throws at you and vice versa. A man that would be a good role model for my kids. When looking at him I just know he is the one. I'm not the type of girl to just "settle". You are worth waiting for. If your him reading this now...click the message button. I'm a romantic at heart and may come off pompous on here when I'm really not. intimacy is so important in a relationship. I'm in my prime so that part needs attention constant everyday. :)Disclaimer: I will not answer 20 question games, or message me with just hey, sup, how are you, hello, etc. have some substance and fun when writing or GIRLS WILL NOT RESPOND AND LOSE INTEREST. Something intimate, dinner, watching the water ripple on the lake enjoying whatever our hearts desire. A person who is witty and funny that I do not want the date to end and run wild running to Vegas to get hitched. Jk. ;) kinda that special guy who keeps me on my toes and makes my lips smiling and tummy hurt from laughing so hard. I'm tired of wasting time on dates that are a dead end road. ****deal breakers:: gambling problems, or cheating/lying, I am not your type of girl. Thx. Be honest and forthright.PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or ***/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile.You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control.The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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