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Nelda, 31

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About Me

1. I drive too fast and it may cause cases of road rage2. I run from my car to my house if its dark out and my outside light is off. Yup.... Still scared of the dark3. I'm the person who says what everybody else is thinking, but nobody wants to say4. If I could live off Fruit Roll Ups, Laffy Taffy and Nerds I totally would. 5. Dude and the F-bomb are an integral part of my vocabulary. Yes I am capable of articulating a thought with out them. Barely. 6. If my life depended on spelling, I would die. Seariesly. Just kidding.... But seriously. What I need in someone.1. A sense of humor!!! Laughter is the best cure for anything!2. A quick wit. I love banter and you have to keep up. 3. Anybody will love the good stuff about you. I'm looking for someone who is going to love the bad stuff too. Nobody is perfect. 4. Do you have a job, a car and a place to live? 5. Honesty. Just tell the truth. What's the worst that can happen? Don't suck and you won't have to worry about it!6. Must accept that I am in no way athletic. :) So.... Why online dating? When you're in your early 20s there seems to be an endless supply of people to meet and hangout with. When you're 30 not so much... I work quite a bit so it's harder to meet people. I still enjoy going out for****ails, but I'm not looking to meet a raging alcoholic in a bar to party with ***. I like to shoot pool and could use some help on my English. It really messes my game up! I also would like to learn to to shoot a gun... Honesty is always the best policy. And I am. Almost to the point of being rude, but I hate BS! A sense of humor is a must and hopefully you can appreciate sarcasm. I think the best way for a relationship to start is as friends. If it turns into something more great if not maybe ill still end up with a new friend. On a final note.... You should also know I am ALWAYS late, everywhere. I get made fun of for it :) PS- if you are over 38 I am probably not interested. If you are over 40 please don't waste either of our time. If you are over 50.... It is never gonna happen!!!!! Don't bother! Something casual. Maybe dinner or a game of pool.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I like to listen to all kinds of music, but i say my favorite is country, my family means everything to me. Not into the bar scene, I do like to go to small bars from time to time. Im pretty new to the area as I moved here to be closer to family who lives here. I enjoy cooking, hanging out with friends and my sister when time allows us.I love to go out on a backroad drink a few beers, fish, 4 wheel with friends. I love being out doors and enjoying life. Anything else you want to know about me, feel free to ask Im at open book Not sure its been a while, maybe dinner and taking a walk, or something as silly as playing putt put and being a goofball

  • Azura

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I am a thirty-something restaurant manager who loves life and everyone I chose to include in it. I'm bi... bilingual, that is.(Get your minds out of the gutter!) I enjoy some of the finer things in life, but also revel in the simpler things as well. I do enjoy music, but not concerts. I love to cook, but not do dishes. I like to do yoga, but find it hard to maintain my discipline. I can get lost in a good book, but don't like getting lost while driving. I could spend a day doing nothing but watch movies, but not tv. I might have a bad temper, but I am a fierce friend. I can do a Cartman impression, but its not very good. I am a woman, but I'm a good driver. (Challenge me on that one). I am a Tigers fan, but have a Jayhawk roommate. I am a Chiefs fan, but I was born that way. I don't care about baseball, but I'm a Royals fan (see how those go together). **Update**I am a very independent woman, and I expect my dating partners to be as well. Please have friends, family, a good dog who loves you, or something to that effect. I cannot be responsible solely for your entertainment.If you are looking for a housewife, or a "mommy" type, you will be severely disappointed. I wear my big girl panties, and take care of myself.Also, if you cannot at least attach a photo when you message, I'm probably not interested. Unfortunately, I believe a physical attraction is necessary to move further. If you have more pictures of your car-truck-boat-motorcycles-pitbull-shotgun, than you have of yourself, no thanks.-bay. 1. We meet at a previously discussed location.2. Don't be late, but if it happens, please let me know.3. We have a beer, especially if its Monday (Monday night football)4. Conversation. If we can't converse, what are we wasting our time for.5. Please don't get offended if I want to pay for at least myself, however I will let you pay, because I will get to pay another time while you're in the restroom.6. Kiss me if you want, but don't try to make it a stupid romantic movie moment.7. We leave separately, and if it goes well, I might want to call for round #2!

  • Lorenza

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    Glad you stopped by! :) A little about me: I'm an honest, creative, outgoing woman with a bit of a sarcastic sense of humor. I always try to treat others how I would want to be treated. I know what I'm looking for...basically, someone to have a great time with and see what happens. I love baseball season-you can find me relaxing and watching a ball game. What can be better than a woman who will watch sports and relax with you? (You can answer that one!) I like to work out at the gym ***times a week), go to the movies, play pool which I'm pretty decent at, Dave and Busters (hope you're up for some hoops competition), bowling, concerts, comedy clubs, etc. One of my favorite things is chocolate! Yes, I know, I'm a woman and what a shocker, I like chocolate! Hey, we all have our little vices, lol. Characteristics I'm looking for: honesty(not into playing games), down-to-Earth, laid back, can laugh with me at the silliest of times and be there for me at the serious times, accept my faults/quirks as I would do the same for him, smart, funny, family-oriented, and just a kid at heart at times. I look forward to hearing from you, so don't be shy and drop me a note :). I think a good first date would be meeting for coffee (hot chocolate for me) or somewhere quiet to talk in order to get to know the other person a little better.

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