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Synthia, 33

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i do not wish to make any statements at this time. these are words to fill in the space that the computer is making me fill.i really don't know what to write for this. I hate playing board games although there are some exceptions. I am a terrible speller. Seriously. I tend to not use capital letters. I'm apparently too lazy to hit the shift key. I do not use silly teenage abbreviations when texting and am annoyed by the constant use of LOL. I like watching movies. I like road trips. I like learning. I love my dog. I tolerate my cats. I can be incredibly shy before I get to know someone. Sometimes I'm the exact opposite. i am extremely sarcastic. i have a very odd and dry sense of humor. extreme gory violence in movies makes laugh hysterically. my dads friend was sitting next to me and refused to wear a seat belt. we went over a huge bump and he busted his nose on the roll bar. it exploded. i still laugh about it sometimes. i swear i'm an extremely compassionate person, if there was permanent damage it wouldn't be funny. but there wasn't and hes fine and so it is. i'm making myself sound like i jerk already.i have lived in the same zip code my entire life and find that extremely disappointing. i make horrible first impressions. i am stumped on what else to write. it doesn't seem like writing about yourself should be so hard. apparently i don't do enough self reflection because i've got nothing here. favorite books: brave new world-favorite movies: impossible to determine. some aren't too bad but its usually the exact same movie everytime. i did not like the hangover. i have no idea why everyone thinks that movie is so funny. i did not laugh once.Music: first ten to pop into my head =

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Neoma

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I\'m unique by my sense of humor. I love to laugh! My friends describe me as silly, crazy (in a good way), funny, caring and loving. I have a huge heart. Search for kind people, who are still capable of having childish fun.

  • Nelda

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    1. I drive too fast and it may cause cases of road rage2. I run from my car to my house if its dark out and my outside light is off. Yup.... Still scared of the dark3. I'm the person who says what everybody else is thinking, but nobody wants to say4. If I could live off Fruit Roll Ups, Laffy Taffy and Nerds I totally would. 5. Dude and the F-bomb are an integral part of my vocabulary. Yes I am capable of articulating a thought with out them. Barely. 6. If my life depended on spelling, I would die. Seariesly. Just kidding.... But seriously. What I need in someone.1. A sense of humor!!! Laughter is the best cure for anything!2. A quick wit. I love banter and you have to keep up. 3. Anybody will love the good stuff about you. I'm looking for someone who is going to love the bad stuff too. Nobody is perfect. 4. Do you have a job, a car and a place to live? 5. Honesty. Just tell the truth. What's the worst that can happen? Don't suck and you won't have to worry about it!6. Must accept that I am in no way athletic. :) So.... Why online dating? When you're in your early 20s there seems to be an endless supply of people to meet and hangout with. When you're 30 not so much... I work quite a bit so it's harder to meet people. I still enjoy going out for****ails, but I'm not looking to meet a raging alcoholic in a bar to party with ***. I like to shoot pool and could use some help on my English. It really messes my game up! I also would like to learn to to shoot a gun... Honesty is always the best policy. And I am. Almost to the point of being rude, but I hate BS! A sense of humor is a must and hopefully you can appreciate sarcasm. I think the best way for a relationship to start is as friends. If it turns into something more great if not maybe ill still end up with a new friend. On a final note.... You should also know I am ALWAYS late, everywhere. I get made fun of for it :) PS- if you are over 38 I am probably not interested. If you are over 40 please don't waste either of our time. If you are over 50.... It is never gonna happen!!!!! Don't bother! Something casual. Maybe dinner or a game of pool.

  • Aeron

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    hi ! i am interested in meeting someone to watch movies with, eat japanese or mexican food, check out local bands, go to the river with, hiking or walking with my 4year old pit mix . i am practicing yoga at the local ymca. im becoming more relaxed and less tense from after first month of practice. i enjoy talking and trying new things that help me "think out of the box" or switch up the day by day routine of life. i just bought a small town home and have some little projects im working on in mind. i have been at the same job for the last ten years and would like to become a bigger part of the company. i like most music, depending on the mood im in. grateful dead, nirvana, rage against the machine, tori amos, new stuff on radio..you must have a job, a car, goals, no drugs and no rude people. a drink, coffee, beer?

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