SIMILAR PEOPLE
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HaeOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
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KristleOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Im 22. My birthday is April 9th. I had a little girl July 27th. She's my world. Her dad isn't around. Never was. My daughter comes first. If that's a problem don't waste our time. Im not up for playing games. I have no time for it. All my time is spent with her or working out. Im a country girl. I love outdoors and getting muddy. Im up for anything new. I have one tattoo but plan on getting more. Anything else? Just ask! :-)
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DelfinaOffline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I am a young single mother but i do the best i can to take care of us. Kids are my life! on my own time i help my girls advance so the will be prepared for big kid school next year. i love it and wouldnt change it. im also currently in college as a math major so i can be a HS algebra teacher, my goal is to teach kids math the right way the first time so they dont grow up thinking they hate math.i have to pay bills so i do have a job as a cna. im a great cook and im great with money, i can sewing and make clothes, i can clean, paint,make stainglass windows,spin yarn,garden,work my ass off and do it all and come home everyday with a smile on my face! i have a great smile and baby blue eyes. i have 4 tattoos, 11 piercings most are covered with clothing! my kids are the best in the world although every parent thinks so! they look just like me. josie is 4 and lori is 2. anything else you want to know just ask i have an answer to everything!!! p.s when you send me a message dont send a one word message thanku get to know the other person is the most important thing, but unlike most i do like to start off with a movie cuz it helps to relaxe, and then give both a good ice braker and conversation to start off dinner with, goodluck getting me to shut up!!!j/j