SIMILAR PEOPLE
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KathaleenOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
So...Free form essay style? I was really good at these in high school. Do I need a thesis statement? (Yeah..some nerd humour isn't funny.)So I like to read...a lot. I enjoy reading several books in conjunction with each other. Its not because I can't focus....more because something in one book will remind me of something in another book so I'll reference it and....this probably isn't interesting to you.Uh...I like to write...but I'm turned off by how most books are written nowadays and I can't very well bust out some old timey English piece....and you probably also skipped this paragraph didnt you?Well how about this...I like to make cakes. I do about 4 or 5 a year. Not a whole lot but it is actually a lot more work than you'd imagine...mostly cakes for kids. I'm not getting my own show for it anytime soon...or probably ever haha but I'm good enough to get paid for it.I watch a lot TV...I'm sure most people do but just don't admit haha. Netflix/hulu is usually on in the background while I'm doing whatever it is...I like Fururama, American Dad, 3rd rock from the sun...They're my white noise haha.I like Adam Sandler...obviously his older movies are the better ones but I'll watch anything with him in it on principle alone. He deserves it at this point don't you think? Haha. I like Monty Python, Space balls, Star Wars, Shaun of The Dead, Hot Fuzz and anything with Danny McBride and most things with James Franco. (He's my favourite...lolol).Stand up comedy is my favourite thing in the world. I have a plethora of knowledge about it and see live shows most weeks. And John Mulaney is a VERY CLOSE second. He is a great writer. Also...Andy Kauffman. He's definitely one of the best. Kind of a****k but hilarious.I get stuck in my head...a lot. I overthink and overanalyze.I talk a lot when you get to know me but before that I'm often quite paralyzed with fear of saying something stupid...which I usually do haha.I have a lot of useless knowledge about superheroes, nick at night, The Simpsons and supernintendo with an emphasis on Mario.I like to joke around and hardly ever take things seriously because let's face it...even Jesus didnt get out alive.I have another good Jesus joke...an old man where I work tells it to me errry day haha...If you're too perfect, they'll crucify you...I guess it sounds funnier when you're forced to laugh at it.I make jokes constantly. I gotta a lotta puns,****jokes and bad references. I also have a decent amount of clever word play.Oh! I love space and dinosaurs...and marine life.Oh! (Again) I thought maybe I should add a bit about how I feel about relationships...I am much more about making a connection than labeling what it is. I think love is a response to the way someone makes you feel so its gradual and can't be rushed or pursued. It happens.
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CatelineOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I'm up for about anything, I'm more of a homebody who likes to relax, but I also like to go out every once in awhile! I'm very easy to get along with, although I'm very responsible! I went to school for 3 years and although I stopped going and I now work full time, I still make pretty good money and I'm able to provide for myself. I'm not very country, but I do like country music! I'm looking for a gentleman who will treat me right and be honest, faithful and is responsible! Just about anything except the bars! I love to be suprised!
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MartinaOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
We're all after the same thing here, so let's start with the 'L' word. My capacity to love is great and I believe I'm ready to abandon reason and finally just love. You must be the right man and you'll know based on my actions if I'm hooked. I'm also a very independent person and I have a good idea of what I'm looking for...please bare with me. Traveling is extremely important to me and so is having a political opinion. An average weekend includes a couple workouts, sometimes playing board games, sometimes dancing (hello Masa 6TH ave!), sleeping in late, home cooked meals, reading... or driving somewhere to see the family. I'm a minimalist; no fancy cars, no prissy attitude. Guns, dirt and bugs are not a deterrent. I expect everyone to pull their own weight in life and I'm no good for pity parties. I believe dumb questions do exist and that positives can be found in most any situation. I'm also kinda frugal and I do expect to have a partner who is financially stable. If life gave you lemons, learn to market those damn lemons and don't let em rot. I like to bicycle to my destinations and grow my own veggies. Why ***of men on here are asking for a woman who doesn't take life seriously is beyond me. Move along if that's on your wish list.I love reading... for pleasure, knowledge, mindless ventures, it's all good. I don't like TV. I repeat, I do not like TV. Music, almost everything goes. Food; everything goes at least the first time around, but i can't handle spicy.BBQ is my sauce of choice; I love to cook... especially for and with people I enjoy. Nothing beats bumping into someone special in the kitchen as you whip up an amazing meal... Together...and enjoy it together.God has blessed me with a multitude of qualities, and likewise, a multitude of needs and desires. I need someone who has an agenda in life, a doer and not a talker, understands quality time is ESSENTIAL to a relationship, communicates effectively and compassionately, doesn't need text confirmation every 5 seconds, isn't overly jealous, enjoys an adventure and the bumps along the way, you must simulate my mind, someone fun, energetic, humorous, confident and willing to share life with someone competitive, sarcastic, hospitable, busy, technologically inept, coffee-loving, spontaneous (aka procrastinating), and often politically intense. Be scared now.Please don't waste your own time messaging if spiders make you scream, if you think burning flags is appropriate, you'r mormon (polytheistic of any nature), a hypochondriac, vegetarian or if you don't own a passport... And if you're not registered to vote. Or if you're a steelers fan. :-) Believe it or not, I'm low maintenance. Take that and run with it!Some ideas: coffee, paint , crabbing walking around a water front or a building... or a car. Algo asi.