SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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ThickOnline
Man. 56 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-58
Nice guy .have my own contractor bueness..looking for long term.
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BuddyOnline
Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 48-58
Hello. Well the opening line was easy, now I'm struggling. I'm laid back and easy going, although I intend growing old disgracefully. I've no time for the PC and health and safety police. I enjoy all the usual things - social drinking, cinema, eating out, dental check ups. Dislike: txt spk, poor grammar, bad manners, people more interested in their 'phone than you (see bad manners), whiskey, soap operas, reality TV, being in pain, rain, Halfords, Uggs, flipflops, beards (on women), not replying to messages, even if just to say "thanks, but no thanks" (see bad manners), smoking, online media junkies (no one is interested in what you had for breakfast!!- they obviously don't allow Germans to sign up.I enjoy an adventure, so if you fancy jumping out of a 'plane and am looking for someone to do it with I suggest you find an ***, but if not I'll give it a go.Can you help:I don't get the attraction of walking on a beach. Can someone enlighten me?When a woman says she's looking for a genuine man does that mean she wouldn't consider going out with a hologram or a cyborg?Suggestion:There's no need to point out that you love your children, and that they're your life - that's a given. Keep it simple, with plenty of escape routes.
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WilfridOnline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
hiya laydeeeeeesa bit about me!!! well .. fun loving, kind hearted, humourous, sometimes extremely romantic.i smoke so im sorry if thats a problem but its the only vice i do have, i have a good job, nice home, decent car. im very shy and dont talk much... as you can see from my profile!!! lol ... sometimes have a wicked sense of humour, and will dance your a*** off. music... love motown and sloppy songs... love dancing to them and all the romance that goes with them. perfect song for this.... face in the crowd by lionel richie.... have a listen.....i go to the gym ***times a week!!!! yeah rite.. do i look like i eat fruit!!!! im bloody normal not a poser... but deffo NOT a slob tho lol ... well... normal as in a box of frogs!!!so why dont all of you be honest aswell and admit your looking for brad bloody pitt and NOT an honest humourous man!!! lol and wots with all this (looking for a man to make me laugh???).. if you had a choice between richard gere or ken dodd, who would you pick!!!!! yeah.. thought so!!! lol and just like to add...!!would love to meet a raving nymphomaniac billionairess who owns a brewery... well if you lot can hope then why cant i??? lol .anyway.. back to the real world lol .. yeah cum an have a chat i dont bloody bite... lol......... so dont be so bloody shallow and *** i message ya, at least reply... even if its a.... bugger off..... it dont cost ya anything.... jebus!!!!!!! oh yeah... and im not a gemini as it states... im a pirex.... ( was a test tube baby)!!!!! rite.. enuff crap,,, hope u all find wot ur looking for... enjoy peeps!!!! x first date should be... maybe flower arranging??? a trip round a museum?? yeah rite!!!! 3 options... pub... pub... or... ok a wine bar... just to be posh!!!! ok ok ok ... cpl more options.... could go ice skating (if ur fit enuff)... or we could become missionaries and go to lesbia to see if we could cure a few of them!!!!! pmsllll . tell ya wot... IF we get to meet i will let the lady make the choice ok... x