SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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AlishiaOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I'd like to meet someone who has a sense of humor. Someone to do things with.....I NEED to laugh!If you and I don't have the same level of humor, things probably won't work out.Also I am honest as they come, I'll call you out, I'll admit my faults, ill say what I want, and perhaps some can't handle this, but I can't change. I am a nice girl! I have a great 6 yr old son!I work hard, so if your lazy... Uh uh! I want a mans man! Someone who can change my oil, or build a fire! Ok. So. Funny. Hard worker. Nice! That's who I am, and that's what I want..... Oh and a nice face, I'd like a man with a face I can look at. Body... Eh, mediocracy is fine with me, we all get old, but the face... I like a nice face. :)
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DelisaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Get to know me.... I've been there done that.. Life's too short.. Be Happy.. Down to Earth.. People say im a funny mother****er!! I'm blunt there's no need for the bullshit.. Ready to get back out there...
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AnissaOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Hi, I like long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, flowers. I accept cash and all major credit cards. Sorry no personal checks. .*update--no Government checks either. Please follow the guideline below to make sure you accomplish the task at hand.Conversation requirements* You must spend at least three quarters of the date ranting about what a horrible person your ex was. *Please make sure that you also include how ridiculously high your child support payments are, and don't leave out how the judge screwed you, because she lied in court.*Please bring up your past criminal history, nothing other than major felonies accepted.Acceptable date activities**scrolling by your baby mamma house to make sure no other dudes are there, and she's home like she said she was gonna be.*introducing me to your mother, trashy sister and as many other women you can think of, so you can get a good "vibe" on me.Options for effective outcomes*Please try to touch me inappropriately, two minutes after meeting you.*Please assume that just because my truck has a bed, we're going to be using it.*It's not real love, if there isn't incessant groping and fondling.*please use course words in casual conversation...it turns me on,..really it does.Added bonus to dating me.*Of course I'll let you use my vehicle, that's why I bought a secondary one. Please feel free to drive around as many women as you can, and tell them it's yours.*Let me know how many car seats you'll be needing and I'll provide them as well.*Yes, I'd love to loan you money. Especially if you ask me in that sexy ghetto speak "can I hold a fifty for you"...is just uber hot. See above..