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Penelope
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I'm a mommy of two wonderful, beautiful babies. I love animals, but those who know me call me the cat lady. I enjoy volleyball, bowling, nights out with my girlfriends, camping, tubing, boating, cold beer on hot days, listening to bands that play good music and really up for anything. I have a huge heart, which can be my weakness at times. I'm a great listener as well. I'm most definitely not perfect and made many mistakes in life, but I've accepted my faults and learned from them. Most people say I'm rather friendly and have a nice smile or pretty eyes. I often daydream about the perfect life, but so far haven't found it yet and not sure such thing really exists.Also I just want to add that (and not trying to be rude just want to get straight to the point) if your a creep or a selfish person I don't have time for that, So please move on. If you message me and don't get a reply right away it's because I'm probably busy with my toddlers (my number one priority) or working. I'm not necessarily seeking a relationship, just want to see what/who's out there and see where things go if we should happen to be compatible. I'd say meet for a drink or two or three to see how the vibe & conversation goes. That way if we're not feeling it, then we can shake hands and go our separate ways. If we hit it off then maybe grab some dinner, go to a baseball game, bowling. Something fun that will be enjoyable.
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Anissa
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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Hi, I like long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, flowers. I accept cash and all major credit cards. Sorry no personal checks. .*update--no Government checks either. Please follow the guideline below to make sure you accomplish the task at hand.Conversation requirements* You must spend at least three quarters of the date ranting about what a horrible person your ex was. *Please make sure that you also include how ridiculously high your child support payments are, and don't leave out how the judge screwed you, because she lied in court.*Please bring up your past criminal history, nothing other than major felonies accepted.Acceptable date activities**scrolling by your baby mamma house to make sure no other dudes are there, and she's home like she said she was gonna be.*introducing me to your mother, trashy sister and as many other women you can think of, so you can get a good "vibe" on me.Options for effective outcomes*Please try to touch me inappropriately, two minutes after meeting you.*Please assume that just because my truck has a bed, we're going to be using it.*It's not real love, if there isn't incessant groping and fondling.*please use course words in casual conversation...it turns me on,..really it does.Added bonus to dating me.*Of course I'll let you use my vehicle, that's why I bought a secondary one. Please feel free to drive around as many women as you can, and tell them it's yours.*Let me know how many car seats you'll be needing and I'll provide them as well.*Yes, I'd love to loan you money. Especially if you ask me in that sexy ghetto speak "can I hold a fifty for you"...is just uber hot. See above..
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Cami
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
**Sorry, I don't speak French**I'm big into comedy (watching not performing). This sounds cliche but I like happy people who spend their lives trying to make it as fun as possible. Stand upBoard gamesLive sportsCoffeeRoad trips TravelWritingMoviesTwitter Coffee? Drinks?