SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BelleOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I’ll go the extra mile for true love. I\'m a huge pet lover. Dogs or cats are great. My taste in music is wide. Want to meet an animal lover, with good sense of humor and ready to fight for love.
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OssieOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Not sure what to put here yet, Gonna take some time to fill this out
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AnissaOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Hi, I like long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, flowers. I accept cash and all major credit cards. Sorry no personal checks. .*update--no Government checks either. Please follow the guideline below to make sure you accomplish the task at hand.Conversation requirements* You must spend at least three quarters of the date ranting about what a horrible person your ex was. *Please make sure that you also include how ridiculously high your child support payments are, and don't leave out how the judge screwed you, because she lied in court.*Please bring up your past criminal history, nothing other than major felonies accepted.Acceptable date activities**scrolling by your baby mamma house to make sure no other dudes are there, and she's home like she said she was gonna be.*introducing me to your mother, trashy sister and as many other women you can think of, so you can get a good "vibe" on me.Options for effective outcomes*Please try to touch me inappropriately, two minutes after meeting you.*Please assume that just because my truck has a bed, we're going to be using it.*It's not real love, if there isn't incessant groping and fondling.*please use course words in casual conversation...it turns me on,..really it does.Added bonus to dating me.*Of course I'll let you use my vehicle, that's why I bought a secondary one. Please feel free to drive around as many women as you can, and tell them it's yours.*Let me know how many car seats you'll be needing and I'll provide them as well.*Yes, I'd love to loan you money. Especially if you ask me in that sexy ghetto speak "can I hold a fifty for you"...is just uber hot. See above..