SIMILAR PEOPLE
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LatashiaOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Hi, welcome to my pathetic profile. I assume if your reading this your as pathetic as I am.Work too much? Don't have time to "go out and find" someone? Lonely...? or maybe your just a loser? Seriously, move on to another profile because i'm all about having a good time! I'm just laid back and enjoy having fun. I have no drama in my life (my twin is the exception). Im not really looking for the "one" but having good people in your life is never a bad thing. I'm some what a nature girl but not a tree hugger. I don't care if you run or not its just my thing. I don't really like to travel much but than again living in CA who needs to? I have everything within reach so why spend the money else where? I'm not big on the phone texting or calling or *** just like to chill with no pressure. Not enough pics of me on my profile? If it's pics you want go look at your year book or buy a Playboy. Want to see more of me lets meet up.Oh and if you have a bird as a pet Im totally not interested!If you don't like dogs move along... Every corpse found without clothes has a partner that did away with them (yeah that partner was crack cocaine)... probably at the beach for a bon fire and drinks kinda thing.
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PhylisOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
You have heard of the crazy cat lady, yes? I'm the crazy dog lady. I rescue, rehabilitate, and rehome pit bulls and mastiff breeds. I have five dogs currently in my home, and I'm also a dog trainer by profession. I love dogs. But sometimes I like to be in a dog-free zone and communicate with actual humans. As much as I love dogs, they don't take me dancing; and they are lousy dinner company.I live in a century- I don't care for either. When I'm not slaying poisonous spiders, I can often be found dancing, singing, hiking, wakeboarding (poorly), or otherwise finding some reason to be out in the sun. I love trips to the city and trips to the mountains or the beach.I value intelligence, education, and fitness. I don't care about your degree, but I care that you are always learning. A man who is an avid reader and who challenges my opinions with his own rational thought turns me on. I stay very fit, and I appreciate the same in my date. I want to climb a mountain with you or dance the night away.I am hiking boots and stilettos, tactical pants and little black dresses, au naturale and all dolled up. I am emotional but make decisions based on logic. I love exceptional artistry and analytical brilliance. I am cerebral and physical.UPDATE: Here are a few handy tips for those who wish to write me. These will, of course, entertain all those to whom they do not apply and will not be read by those to whom they do.1. Grammar and spelling count. If you have huge typos in the first and only sentence you have ever written to me, I will question your intelligence. A few typos are fine. You will probably find some in this list.2. No terms of endearment in your first ***, please. They are creepy, not flattering.3. Taking a photo of yourself shirtless in your bathroom mirror is not cool.4. Taking a photo of yourself flexing in your bathroom mirror is even less cool. I love great abs. I don't love idiots.5. If you have photos of pit bulls or mastiff breeds sporting huge chains around their necks, we are not compatible... unless you are open to learning about tracheal scarring and the benefits of positive reinforcement training and a quality martingale collar. Otherwise, I rescue these dogs from people like you.6. If you say you have an athletic body type, your recent photos need to reflect athleticism and/or a fit body (which can be done while wearing clothing). If you have a beer gut, you need to list your body type as "average" or "a few extra pounds." Err on the side of underselling. I don't need a dude with a perfect body. But I do need a dude who is honest with me and with himself.7. If I can tell you haven't read my profile, I won't bother to read yours or respond to your *** ideal first date would be a hike up to Cleo's Bath in mid summer when the water is still high enough to fill the natural pools but slow enough to safely dip our feet. After a hike filled with stimulating conversation, silly stumbles, and great laughter; we decide the day couldn't possibly be over yet, so we head home to get cleaned up and dressed for dinner, drinks, and dancing.
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NeilinaOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
> As long as you are kind, caring, honest, understanding and we have similar interests then that's good for me. Having completely open communication is also a must. I don't want to put down a long list of what I'm looking for in a guy cause honestly I don't think theres such a thing as that perfect guy I think true love does not come by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.> Also as long as I can bring you home to meet the parents one day then all is good. :)>> I’m a simple kinda of girl> Light make up, jeans,t-shirt,no drama> I have a job and my own place and yes I have a car :)> I always smell good and shower at least once a day :)> I love to smile and laugh and just have fun...> I'm not perfect but I don't let it get in my way of life I just keep a smile on my face and keep on trekking :)>> I am honest and loyal. My friends describe me as caring, nice, sweet, understanding and always a good listener, I'm generally the first one to offer help and am always there for my friends and family. I'm someone that's out going and willing to try anything once.>> I have manners and expect that from others as well. > I'm family -oriented(I love hanging out w/them) and see them as often as I can.> I like going to the beach, hanging out and soaking up the sun; going out to the movies; eating someplace I've never tried; cooking and baking; just hanging out with friends; i love kids, (hope to have my own some day, they always put a smile on my face); road trips and going to theme parks (always make me feel like a kid) and I listen to music whenever I can.>> I like simple things when it comes to dating and doing things, like making dinner at home and cuddling up to a movie with homemade popcorn, or going to the park or farmers market or playing board games at home.> Okay there's lots more to who I am and if you would like to get to know more of me then let me know lets play cards in the park