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AidithOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hi!Here are some things I love (in no particular order): traveling, the beach, dirty jokes, dogs- mine specifically, surfing, golfing, working out, bowling, cooking, sarcasm, skateboarding (I can't do any tricks yet but- "skate or die"- that's what I always say:), road trips, camping, hiking, yoga, running, hot sauce, cheese, going to baseball games, comedy clubs, music festivals, street fairs, amusement parks, college football, the Celtics, watches, my nephews, open-bars, dive bars, happy hour and procrastinating.I'm new to this site & not sure what I'm looking for but I figured I'd see what was out there. I guess I'm looking for a guy who is funny- a must, smart, up for anything, enjoys being active but can also chill at home and watch a movie, someone who enjoys the same things I do but could introduce me to new things as well, doesn't take life too seriously but can hold an intelligent conversation, nice, outgoing & a good kisser would be appreciated. I'm very easy going & hate drama! I like trying new places & delicious food. I'm not looking to get married tomorrow or have a one night stand but I am open-minded & just wanna have some laughs, some fun & whatever happens happens!Thanks for reading!
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PhylisOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
You have heard of the crazy cat lady, yes? I'm the crazy dog lady. I rescue, rehabilitate, and rehome pit bulls and mastiff breeds. I have five dogs currently in my home, and I'm also a dog trainer by profession. I love dogs. But sometimes I like to be in a dog-free zone and communicate with actual humans. As much as I love dogs, they don't take me dancing; and they are lousy dinner company.I live in a century- I don't care for either. When I'm not slaying poisonous spiders, I can often be found dancing, singing, hiking, wakeboarding (poorly), or otherwise finding some reason to be out in the sun. I love trips to the city and trips to the mountains or the beach.I value intelligence, education, and fitness. I don't care about your degree, but I care that you are always learning. A man who is an avid reader and who challenges my opinions with his own rational thought turns me on. I stay very fit, and I appreciate the same in my date. I want to climb a mountain with you or dance the night away.I am hiking boots and stilettos, tactical pants and little black dresses, au naturale and all dolled up. I am emotional but make decisions based on logic. I love exceptional artistry and analytical brilliance. I am cerebral and physical.UPDATE: Here are a few handy tips for those who wish to write me. These will, of course, entertain all those to whom they do not apply and will not be read by those to whom they do.1. Grammar and spelling count. If you have huge typos in the first and only sentence you have ever written to me, I will question your intelligence. A few typos are fine. You will probably find some in this list.2. No terms of endearment in your first ***, please. They are creepy, not flattering.3. Taking a photo of yourself shirtless in your bathroom mirror is not cool.4. Taking a photo of yourself flexing in your bathroom mirror is even less cool. I love great abs. I don't love idiots.5. If you have photos of pit bulls or mastiff breeds sporting huge chains around their necks, we are not compatible... unless you are open to learning about tracheal scarring and the benefits of positive reinforcement training and a quality martingale collar. Otherwise, I rescue these dogs from people like you.6. If you say you have an athletic body type, your recent photos need to reflect athleticism and/or a fit body (which can be done while wearing clothing). If you have a beer gut, you need to list your body type as "average" or "a few extra pounds." Err on the side of underselling. I don't need a dude with a perfect body. But I do need a dude who is honest with me and with himself.7. If I can tell you haven't read my profile, I won't bother to read yours or respond to your *** ideal first date would be a hike up to Cleo's Bath in mid summer when the water is still high enough to fill the natural pools but slow enough to safely dip our feet. After a hike filled with stimulating conversation, silly stumbles, and great laughter; we decide the day couldn't possibly be over yet, so we head home to get cleaned up and dressed for dinner, drinks, and dancing.
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IzettaOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Heres me in a paragraph: im super sweet, loving, caring, and affectionate but im sarcastic as **** But, im also very well educated, smart, witty, love to laugh, love children and animals, have.a great job, don't do drugs no criminal record. What im looking for, a man! And that has nothing to do with age. Please have.a job, a car, NO felonies, no drugs(yes that includes pot, i don't care how responsible you think you are with it, i dont want it in my life). You must have a sense of humor! I love smiling and giggling and laughing! I enjoy bigger guys, with dark features, great smiles, and if you have tattoos/piercings, wear glasses, or have facial hair thats a bonus. Ultimately im looking for someone to have fun with, share some laughs and hopefully connect on a deeper level.