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Britannia, 31
United States, Pennsylvania, Slatington

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About Me

I never thought I would use online dating! You too? Being new to town and working in a really small office doesn't allow for me to meet many new people though. I'm looking forward to trying this out though as I've heard quite a few success stories.After reading other profiles I have come to appreciate the ones with lists made. So, here are some odds and ends about me in an easy to read format:- I believe that if you think you may look back one day and laugh about something, why not go ahead and laugh now.- My favorite quote is by Andy Warhol "Sometimes you have to be willing to get happy about nothing." - Family is really important to me. Through my parents’ marriage I have learned what a relationship can and should be. They have been married 40 years and are truly each other’s best friend. - I'm thankful for those early morning talks and that I know how to cast out a line and throw a casting net.- Although when we're ready for some real roller coasters we'll head over to Universal Studios! - I was a cop for 4 years. During that time I did undercover work, executed search warrants, shot guns and Tasers, and tracked down murder suspects. - There is a handicap parking spot directly in front of my apartment. I refuse to park there even if it's the only available spot and I have to drive a building over to park. It makes me sad when other people park in that spot; it's just not right.- I always donate a dollar when checking out at PetsMart. - I can't watch them.- I try to make anything fun! At work I've been known to play the occasional (harmless) prank.’s chair. Hours and hours of fun (well, for everyone but that particular coworker).- Yes I would love to go to the gun range, football game, baseball game, hole in the wall bar, weird restaurant, fancy-pants restaurant, concert, and/or comedy club with you. No I don't have to go with you to your guys night out and I won't text you all night long. Go have fun! - As far as relationships go I think this best describes what type of relationship I want to be in:There is a picture on the internet of a note that a wife left for her husband. Lying next to the note is a nerf gun. The note says "Welcome home from work!! Two things: 1.This gun with ammo is yours. 2. I have one too and you’re under attack as of now!!"How much fun!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ta from Slatington | Woman | 34 years old | Cancer
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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I'm an extremely outgoing person! I am a huge baseball fan, I'm originally from NY so I'm a Yankees fan....you don't have to give me crap about it, I've heard it all before ;-) I've also been in GA long enough, that I'm also a Braves fan!!! Common question I get asked on here "so what are you looking for".....answer: I'm not looking for anything specific. Someone with a great sense of humor and can appreciate my sarcastic sense of humor.I'm brutally hones, so whatever you want to know......ask!!! So a few things that have me completely dumbfounded about people on here......why do people post pictures of their kids???? It's a dating website and lets face it there are a lot of crazies on here....Second, you live in a city you don't know how to spell correctly??? Third and final for now......why do people send you multiple ***?? I'm pretty sure if someone didn't respond to the first 4 chances are they are not interested!!!Ok so unfortunately there is a need for me to add to this........If your hair is longer than mine, I'm sorry but I have no interest!!! If you look like you would be that "type" of person that could possible have someone in their basement (and you know who you are) again not interested. I also want to say this.....some of you guys are sneaky little **stards...you put up what seems to be a cute picture of yourself for your main picture, trick girls into looking at your profile only to find out that well, that's probably the best picture you've ever taken in your entire life......and now if shows we freaking viewed your profile so you start messaging like 20 times. First message, "hey I saw you checked me out" second message, "hey what are you up to did you like my profile" third message "are you not interested" WTF??? again refer to my previous point, you don't need to message someone multiple times!!! If they are AT ALL interested in you they will ***!!!! Ok moving on, if you have listed that you're looking for an "intimate encounter", you're married and looking to cheat on your wife or looking to bring in a girl for you and your wife NOT INTERESTED!! To end for now, do not send your first message with your number in it, that's pathetic. Also your first message should not be "hey what are you doing? do you want to meet for drinks tonight?" Does anyone ever actually say yes??? Get a ****ing clue guys, I know this is a dating website, but you don't have to make yourself look so desperate! Oh yeah, guys with shirtless pictures.......if you're going to flaunt it, please make sure you have at least a 2 pack to flaunt haha! Same goes for girls I know. I personally find the shirtless pictures distasteful and won't respond!!!If any of the above offends you, it's probably likely that it refers to you......so *** getting pissed and acting like a vagina maybe your should just re-evaluate yourself.So after reading all that.....you're probably thinking in your head "man she's a stuck up ****"!! You really couldn't be further from the truth. Just because a girl speaks her mind, doesn't make her a stuck up ****......it makes her real in my opinion!! I don't work for a bakery so sugar coating is not my thing! However, I am a sweetheart and friendly :)Just so we are clear......this profile doesn't mean "I've had a tough time on this site" and I'm far from "bitter" I'm generally and extremely happy person.....I love to laugh and be a smartass.....

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  • Ione from Slatington | Woman | 31 years old | Scorpio
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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Hey I am just looking for someone to hang out with maybe go to dinner and movie nothing serious at first just see where it goes. Messege me if you want to chat. I WILL NOT give out my phone number or send XXX pics. Simple meet and greet just to see if we match up

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  • Britt from Slatington | Woman | 32 years old | Libra
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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I'm looking for friends, and if something more comes of it, great!I love awesome people. and cuddling. And traveling.I'm hysterical and love watching comedic movies and live comedy shows/improv. I don't have a filter from my brain to my mouth, so you'll always know what I'm thinking. Seriously. Bananagrams anyone?I'm off-the-charts honest. That being said, I'm also adorable.I'm a sweetheart.anything else, just ask! Board games. Or church. Or brinner.

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