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Toria, 31
United States, Pennsylvania, Shippensburg

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Ugh, I never know what to say in these mini-autobiographies. Let's see.. I live in Baymeadows with my two cats, Charley the Hurricane Kitty and his kitten, Charley's Angel. Yes, I went there, which should give you some idea of my sense of humor. I love bowling and karaoke and hate being told to color inside the lines. I think laughter is one of the most important things in life, and taking things too seriously just causes premature wrinkles. Que sera, sera! That being said, I'm fairly responsible when it counts, I just don't see the point in being uptight about it.My train of thought tends to get derailed in bizarre, inexplicable ways.Why stress over whether the glass is half empty or half full? Just drink it! (This applies to all aspects of life, not just beverages.)I enjoy outdoorsy things, and indoorsy things too ;-) I haven't done one in a while, but I used to run 5ks.- I'm terrible at tennis, but have a blast at it, and really, REALLY want to get scuba certified. I also really enjoy embracing my inner vegetable and drinking good beer and wine while watching endless episodes of How I Met Your Mother or an awesome movie.I'm an initiatives specialist at a major bank, and am pursuing a degree in geekery (information technology, natch). My main goal in life is to be happy, work is just one of those things that pays the bills, although I do absolutely adore my job and it's icing on the cake that it lets me indulge my gadget and steampunk jewelry addictions and allows for happy fun times outside the house. ***is the year of bucket list items. So far, I've started doing painting classes at Wine & Canvas - I'll be up to seven paintings by the end of March. Super fun! Many more things are actually on the list; these are just the ones I've made headway on so far.BUCKET LIST UPDATE: Mardi Gras was awesome!! I brought home a bag o' souvenirs and two new tattoos to commemorate the occasion.Let me be clear up front. I am "bisexual", although the proper description would be closer to pansexual. This does not mean I'm actively seeking to date a couple. This does not mean, if we have a relationship, I would want to have a (opposite-gender-here)friend as well. I have had long term relationships with women as well as men, and don't view either as any different from the other. If the right couple came along, I would absolutely be open to that sort of relationship - but I am looking for a *relationship*. It would have to be The Ideal Situation, and I hardly expect that to come along, nor am I seeking it. If you, as a single person, expect to date me and get to have random threesomes, you will be tragically disappointed. If you, as a couple, want someone with whom you can have some fun, I wish you the best, but it isn't me. Legitimate polygamists, I will admit I'm skeptical, but entirely willing to be persuaded. At this point in my life, meaningless fun is more or less out of my system and I'm either looking for the right fit or no fit at all. I'm secure enough in my own skin not to need someone else to validate me, as much as I would enjoy a companion or companions.Interests.. I'll make this easy and just summarize by category ;- More web comic than book, Sluggy Freelance. I do have the Fire & Rain book laying around somewhere... I read a book or two a week, so it's impossible to give a full spectrum of my reading tastes.- the campier the better! - such as Reanimator, the Toxic Avenger (GO TROMA!!. Some RomComs, if I'm in the mood, all the better if it's a ZomRomCom (a term coined at my last birthday party where a heated discussion arose over whether Shaun of the Dead is one). I'll pretty much give anything a try once, if someone tells me it's worth watching. Love that man!;nuclear wessels" and Scotty's adventures in primitive computing were priceless). The REAL Star Wars movies... Etc, etc... Oh, and Game of Thrones. I love how true to the books it's been thus far. Oldies but goodies: again, most things Star Trek, Buffy (yes, I own the box set), Firefly (again, yes, I own the box set :-P), Mr. Bean, the Vicar of Dibley, Keeping Up Appearances, Are You Being Served? (Love love love BritComs!!)... Anything Joss Whedon.Music: I like a little of everything except for most country and rap. As always, exceptions to the rule are out there, especially when a rapper collaborates with a singer I really love. Oh, yes, and I have the Buffy musical episode soundtrack. Not that I need the recording anymore since I've seen it enough times to know it by heart.Food: I'm allergic to mushrooms and am working up my tolerance towards spicy food. Other than that, I like most non-Southern food (born and raised in the South, but I can't stand iced tea, fried chicken, "greens" and the like - I'm the least Southern Southern girl I know). I love sushi, as long as it isn't baby octopus. The brains go squish and it's just gross, sorry. I adore a good Chardonnay, and will rarely say no to *good* beer. I'll keep it simple - I think the perfect first date is mini golf and sushi. Or anything else slightly bizarre and awesomely fun. I'll take you down at laser tag!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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