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OfeliaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.
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HannaOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hey there, checking this out again, hoping to meet some great people, and hopefully a great guy to spend some time with! I like to spend time with friends doing whatever comes up-), and travelling. Would have to say I'm hooked on hot destination trips during the winter! I'd love to find someone to do some more of these things with... some of the best times are the unplanned times! That being said, I do like to have a plan most of the time and consider myself a pretty organized person. I have a challenging but fantastic job that I love, and nothing beats the feeling you get knowing and hearing that you've made a difference in someone's life.My friends would describe me as a loyal friend, willing to do anything anytime for them... but also one with a sense of humor that generally includes sarcasm! Family is very important to me, and I love to spend time with my 3 year old niece. I would love to have kids of my own one day when the time is right and the right person comes along. I'm looking for someone who shares some of the same interests as me, who can open my eyes to new ones, and hopefully to try new things with! Someone who values their family and friends as much as I do, and who appreciates respect, honesty, and trust in a relationship. A sense of humor is a must, as well as someone who can carry on a conversation and make the best out of any situation! Cheers!
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PagetOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I am 33 years old i have brown eyes and brown hair,i am a bigger woman so if ur looking for skinny well you wont get it here,i am looking for a man who is not married or in a relationship, i am looking for good humor honest guy,i have 4 children so if you cant stand kids and alot of noise i'm not for you either,i am looking for someone who is single n dont play games and is honest,i am looking for not a one nite stand but for someone who is looking for a relationship who is tired of being lonely n wakeing up alone everymorning.