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OfeliaOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.
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MargueritaOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I'm really not sure about this online dating stuff. No offense to everyone else out there, but it just seems like it shouldn't come down to this......might as well give it a shot, right?The most important things in my life, hands down: my friends, my animals, and my 3 godsons. I might be biased, but they're the cutest kids ever! :-) I'm very much passionate about helping others less fortunate.....until it doesn't feel like helping anymore, and more like enabling. If you don't care enough to recycle (or are one of "those" people who actually believe we're not killing our planet daily), we're going to have issues. It sickens me to think how wasteful and selfish the average American can be. :-( If you volunteer (in any capacity), serve our country in the military, work long hours for a good cause (i.e. nurse or social worker), are a law enforcement officer (police, fire, ***, etc).....my heart goes out to you. You are truly underappreciated, yet so incredibly needed!I hate romantic chick-flicks. Puke.-obviously-fell-in-love-at-the-end movie. But i also do not like gross, bloody, gory movies like "Saw" and "Hostel". Exception to the rule: I will (and MUST) see ANYTHING Jennifer Aniston is in. :-)I'm not a pessimist, but i AM a realist. People tend to confuse the two. I do not think life is full of glitter and rainbows. There’s a lot of evil in the world, and closing your eyes to it, doesn't make it go away. However, i'm also the first one to sit back and take in life's little wonders.I love baseball and hockey. I love, love, LOVE old ballparks. Fenway is close to heaven on earth. I'm indifferent to football. I don't care how many superbowls the Cowboys win. (Sorry if that's a deal-breaker). ;-)Traveling is a MUST in my life. I've been quite a few places, but there are still sooooo many places i need to go! I like the local culture of places. I definitely don't need to stay in 5-star hotels (and would prefer NOT to!) or eat at white linen restaurants when i'm somewhere new. I cringe when people know i'm a tourist.So that’s me. It’s a bigger "nut-shell" than i anticipated....oops! Bottom line: if you don't LOVE animals, the Earth, and travel.....don't bother. ;-)PS.........I like to stay up late & takes naps during the day.........I hope you do too. ;-) I don't care so much about the place or "type" of date..........but more about the guy. I just really want to laugh. If you have an awesome sense of humor (not the cheesy kind, that causes forced laughter), i'll be in heaven.If you're too proud to admit when you're wrong, keep walking. Or, even worse, if your ego is so enflated that you think you can do no wrong...........i'm allset.I don't like to go out alot. I did that in my 20's. I'm over it. Screeching drunk girls annoy the hell out of me. As do guys who think they're too cool for school and wear their stunner shades at 11pm.......inside. I'm really just looking for someone who can hit the gym hard & bring the energy, but then as the day is winding down, hang out on the couch with a J & watch a movie.
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FlorOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I like playing on the computer, watching movies, listening to music and hanging out with friends and family... as for goals...I have set them at a reality level...to be able to support myself financially and find a place I can call home. I am shy girl till u get to know me, then I am a very warm, caring, friendly and outgoing person who likes to have fun. My fav kinds of movies r anything sci-fi or mystical and scary. My fav music...actually is a wide variety of music genres....basically anything with a happy bouncy beat that u can shake ur booty to :p I dont like egotistical ppl having some confidance would be good....a good listener and quite personable would be great, a perfect match is someone I can find some common ground with, have things in common with. Talking with food in ur mouth or chewing with ur mouth open is a huge pet peeve. If ur a down to earth, realistic, but also like to have fun and also like what u read here....drop me a line. I look forward to being on my journey to finding real love. :) Coffee and conversation or dinner and dancing or maybe a movie. For those of u out there looking for a casual fling...I know ur out there I have bumped into some of u along the way.....casual flings ain't my thing...I'm a faithful ,long term relationship kind of girl. Always have been...always will be!!!