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JackiOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I grew up in Saskatchewan playing soccer, volleyball, basketball, and track & field. I have been a Personal Trainer for over 10 years. In my free time I enjoy listening to live blues and jazz, playing soccer, acrylic painting, reading fantasy books, and hanging out with friends and family.I am looking for a kind man who enjoys sports and going to the mountains on the weekends. I have 2 cats so he must like animals. I like a man that can cook. Scruffy men are sexy. I would like a man that shares common interests with me but also has his own life and hobbies outside of us. Sweat Suit Sundays is a good way to describe my weekend. I like to be comfy, drink a coffee, and watch the Walking Dead or Game of Thrones.If you are going to message me and expect a reply, please don't just say "Hi, how are you?". I will not respond. Ask me a real question to get to know me. Laziness is not attractive. Be creative. I can appreciate men that have kids but I am not interested in dating someone who already has children. I prefer something interactive such as some sort of physical activity or an art gallery. Something where you can express your opinion and not have to stare awkwardly into each others eyes in silence.
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OfeliaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.
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AdelphieOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am a very positive and social person. It is rare that you would see me without a smile on my face. I love to laugh and I spend most of my spare time going out with friends, checking out new restaurants, going dancing, going to Jets and Bomber games, checking out movies, taking photos around the city, pretty much anything that includes laughter and shenanigans. I have a great job that challenges me and I'm good at it. Its one of those jobs that you learn something new everyday. I have embraced a healthy lifestyle and I go to the gym 3 or 4 times a week. I have also ran in a few organized 5K and 10K runs and plan to do a lot more next year. I am looking to meet someone that has a great sense of humor and is not afraid to be himself. I want to get to know you for who you are. No games. It's a waste of my time and yours. I'm looking for someone that has kids or likes kids. I have 2 awesome boys that I share custody of with their Dad. So, if you have any questions or want to chat, shoot me a message. A drink at a local lounge or a walk outside on a nice evening. We can come up with something!