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About Me

I have enjoyed being single for a while so now it's time to get back in the game. My sense of humor is dark and sarcastic so you have been warned ;). I am not looking for 'casual', I actually want to meet and get to know someone. I love cooking, movies, pretty dresses, and christmas music. If you want to know more, ask. A few things to consider before you message me:I don't do drugs and I don't care to be around anyone who does.Also, if you live with your parents or on a friend's couch, or have small children, I'm not interested.I don't like looking at pictures of people holding dead animals.If you only have 1 blurry picture of yourself in the bathroom mirror, you won't get a response. And if you're not smiling I will pass you by. Nobody likes your ' thug' face bro. I will not respond to a message that just says "Hi" or "Hey". Ask me some fun questions!Please be honest about how tall you are because I like to wear heels. That translates to: Anyone under 5'9" need not apply.And if you don't have hair, don't bother.Also, recent events have brought to my attention that I actually have to say that I will not get involved with a married man. This is a toughie! The only thing that comes to mind is mainlining tequila. Just kidding...it would have to be vodka. Seriously though, bowling or a pub quiz would be fun and its good to have an activity to keep the conversation going.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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