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Kortney, 33

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About Me

I love to read and adore music (except country). I love to laugh, have a dry sense of humor and like to think I am fairly interesting. I despise cheaters, liars, shallowness and rudeness just to make others feel awful. I don't want to talk dirty to you, I don't want you to talk dirty to me :) Some short pin-points:- I hate drama and the people who create it;- I love grape Kool-Aid;- I don't like coffee, but love cappuccino;- You will never find me making or posting "Duck Face" pictures. They're ridiculous and very much annoy me;- I despise women who put pictures of their children on a single's site. It's completely irresponsible and fodder for potential perverts. Why would someone do this?- I love to play devil's advocate;- I will make inappropriate jokes and call you a bad person for laughing;- I'd also like to thank TAP-OUT Clothing for helping me spot douchebags immediately.~~I suppose I am looking for someone who's intelligent, cares about their appearance, has a sense of humor (and can detect sarcasm for what it is); despises LIARS and people who say they are monogomous, yet will sleep with anything; is open-minded, yet has convictions; has an opinion of their own, yet will listen to those of others; sensitivity, kindness and generally a HEART (cold and non-beating does not count). MUST LOVE MUSIC!! Good music...if "As I Lay Dying" is mentioned, I can not speak to you. PS-put yer shirt on. A public venue so I may...vanish...if need be. *** Calling me a "stupid ©unt" because I don't want to date you probably won't lead to one***

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    No

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  • Sandie

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    Hello! I guess I will start out by telling you a little bit about me and leave the rest for ***, phone calls and meeting. I consider myself to be honest, caring, sarcastic, very independent and down to earth. I am very fortunate in that I have a great group of friends, a supportive family and a great career. I am looking for someone that I connect with on both a physical and mental level...someone who is honest, likes to go out and stay active and knows what they want. Send me an *** are interested and want to know more...

  • Meggan

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    Hey there, thank you for stopping by. Looking for friends first, however if something grows - then great. I'm looking for someone to compliment me. I've been told that I have a great sense of humor, but yet at times I can be intense. I'm loyal to no end, very loving, family oriented, confident, witty, self sufficient woman/mother. Financially stable. I have two kiddos, a 15 yo boy and 3 yo girl. I share ***custody with their father, when I have my kiddos we are keeping busy with football, school, ballet, etc. As with any parent, they are my reason for breathing.I'm a IT finance manager for an awesome company, been there for 2 years and LOVE my job. Honestly, I work a lot so when I am not working/time with kiddos - I like to invest it wisely. I'm ready to enjoy dating again after being married for 15 years.- I only want to let my hair down and enjoy a great drink/adult conversation. I tend to love to banter/playfulness - I would enjoy finding someone that could dish it back to me!In my spare time (outside of kids/work), I love spending time with friends - going to the drive in, trying a new restaurant, seeing a live band at a bar, dancing, movies, my daily walk (my personal reflection time much needed everyday), the Perot museum or road trips. I'm open to exploring new places. I try to travel outside of DFW on the weekends I don't have the kids, it then allows me to get out of the routine in life. I love me some football (NY Giants all the way - hopefully that won't deter you in sending me a msg!). Spending a Sunday relaxing, BBQ and watching football all day is what I love to do - I almost think of it as a way to start my week :)I love music, I typically prefer putting on the music channel on my TV then an actually TV program. Oh and anything from the 80's.... Couple items to note;1). I'm a sucker for a man with facial hair, someone that is mentally strong, confident and witty. 2). I prefer to meet in person, texting gets old - after a few weeks if we haven't met - then I'm going to charge you for my services! As well, someone that only texts/talks to you when they are driving is a HUGE red flag. Take care of your business at home folks - I'm not a home wrecker.3). Be respectful, and don't be asking me for pics/pics of my breasts after an hour of conversation. I'm not a princess, but rather a lady that won't be used for your quick enjoyment. Respect. 4). I'm tired of games, if that's what you need - take yourself to Toys-R-Us and pick yourself up a version of Monopoly...geez..5). Have a positive outlook on life, we only get one chance at this opportunity. Be thankful for what you have.....now doesn't that make you want to smile?!? :)Drop me a line, HAPPY FISHING! Drinks?Dinner?Walk?Drive-in movie theater?Perot museum?

  • Cayla

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    UPDATE: I travel alot for work... I would be open to dating someone out there too. I work full-time, try to work overtime and work out, and try to keep up with friends, family, and personal errands. I am very busy, but I need to get out and have some fun!! I would definately cut back to find time for the right guy. Yes, I am heavy/fat/not hwp (5'8", 230lbs, size 22), but I still consider myself fairly attractive. It really does make a good impression on a potential date when a guy has decent grammer and punctuation in his profile. After all, this IS our first impression of you! See, I said that nicely without being a b!tch. :P I am generally laid back and easy going. I don't have or want kids of my own, but I DO NOT mind if a guy has them. Thank you for stepping up, being a real man, and taking care of them. How can I hold that against someone? My "interests" section pretty much covers what I do for fun. I'll fill in more here later. Any other questions about me, just ask... Let's keep it simple - prob. just dinner or a drink/coffee, see where it goes. I would want to talk and get to know you in person to see if we have that spark. I consider CHEMISTRY to be most important.

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