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Kortney, 33

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About Me

I love to read and adore music (except country). I love to laugh, have a dry sense of humor and like to think I am fairly interesting. I despise cheaters, liars, shallowness and rudeness just to make others feel awful. I don't want to talk dirty to you, I don't want you to talk dirty to me :) Some short pin-points:- I hate drama and the people who create it;- I love grape Kool-Aid;- I don't like coffee, but love cappuccino;- You will never find me making or posting "Duck Face" pictures. They're ridiculous and very much annoy me;- I despise women who put pictures of their children on a single's site. It's completely irresponsible and fodder for potential perverts. Why would someone do this?- I love to play devil's advocate;- I will make inappropriate jokes and call you a bad person for laughing;- I'd also like to thank TAP-OUT Clothing for helping me spot douchebags immediately.~~I suppose I am looking for someone who's intelligent, cares about their appearance, has a sense of humor (and can detect sarcasm for what it is); despises LIARS and people who say they are monogomous, yet will sleep with anything; is open-minded, yet has convictions; has an opinion of their own, yet will listen to those of others; sensitivity, kindness and generally a HEART (cold and non-beating does not count). MUST LOVE MUSIC!! Good music...if "As I Lay Dying" is mentioned, I can not speak to you. PS-put yer shirt on. A public venue so I may...vanish...if need be. *** Calling me a "stupid ©unt" because I don't want to date you probably won't lead to one***

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Would like to meet someone to spend time with. I am easy going and don't have any drama in my life. I love spending time with my dog. I have great friends and family and can get along with anyone. Somewhere to talk to get to know each other.

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