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ZariahOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our background, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that, I would like you to know that I know all the lyrics to “Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix A Lot. (Whatever happened to Sir Mix A Lot, by the way?) I would like to think that it would be somewhat easy to describe myself, however, after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a hot mess. So *** sitting here writing a long, boring story, I decided to share some random facts about myself:-I still tie my shoes with the double "bow" -- you know *** doing the loop around like "normal people" do -- I actually make two bows. It's more fun that way.-I cannot roll my "R's" -- so my Spanish accent is pretty atrocious.-I was born 9 months to the day from my mom's birthday. I just figured this little tidbit of knowledge out recently and now kind of wish I could erase it from my consciousness.-I could pretty much quote the movie "; verbatim I have watched it so many times.- I used to be a cheerleader in 6th, 7th and 8th grades.- I love Gwyneth Paltrow and secretly wish that I was her. She is just one cool chick. - I wish I had a Bernese Mountain Dog.In all seriousness, I am a pretty driven girl, with alot of things going on in her life. I just haven't found the right person to spend it with. I can be very serious at times, but I'm also pretty sarcastic and love a good laugh. If any of this interests you, please drop me a message!
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NahlaOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
As of Aug ***, I am a mommy to the most amazing little boy. If you can not see yourself dating a single mom or can not grasp the concept of my son being number 1 in my life, then you do not need to read any further. I understand that children are not for everyone, and respect that 100% so there is no need for either of us to waste our time, just be honest :) I attempt to keep my life as stress free and drama free as possible. I am always up for a good time and am always up to try new things. Im a loud mouth and will always tell it like it is. I am a thin, white woman so if thats not your "type" then no offense, please don't waste my time, or yours for that matter. I listen to all types of music (yes this includes country) generally based upon my mood at the time. I tend to go for tall MEN from all walks of life but work best with the easy going, self sufficient ones with a TERRIFIC sense of humor. I was a wildchild for many years but things have changed drastically since I had my son. I think everyone needs to let loose occasionally but the days of constant partying are behind me. I WILL NOT go clubbing. If thats ur thing, awesome, but I am more of a dive bar/pub type. Finally, while many people are on this site to find their "one and only," I am perfectly fine making some new friends. This does NOT mean that I am looking for a hook up. Thats not my style. I am a mixture of the girl next door and a tomboy. My hair and makeup are not always done but thats not going to stop me from running out to the store or even stopping at the bar sometimes. I love how my butt looks when i wear heels but 99% of the time i am rockin jeans and flip flops. I cant stand people that are unable to have a good time unless they are the center of attention. Do not expect me to send you pictures (clothed or naked) because I won't. I have respect for myself and if you're the superficial kind of guy that expects such things, you aren't the kind of guy I am looking for, sorry. There are plenty of trashy girls with low self esteem out there for you to bother. ~ If you have a super hairy chest, it is not attractive to walk around with your shirt unbuttoned low enough to show off your amazon fur. I don't care who you are, it is NOT a good look.....on anyone....seriously.~ I am terribly allergic to cats so if you have some sort of homeless cat shelter in your house, we won't work. I love animals (def a dog person) but cats and I just don't get along.~ I am not looking to correct spelling or punctuation issues in ***, however, PLEASE do not talk to me unless you have the ability to communicate in proper English. I'm not a "shortie," I'm not "tryin a holla atchu," and believe it or not a paragraph has more than one period. If you pronounce the "th" sound as an "f," keep it moving. It's just sad and pathetic (especially since I have a thing for nice teeth.) If your mouth looks like you snack on yellow crayons and dynamite, I am totally turned off. **If one of your profile pics is a copy of your mugshot, please don't bother. I am NOT going to respond (and I find it quite sad that I have to make this part of my profile.) anything...a sporting event, some drinks (always loosens things up a bit), ice cream, a walk....the possibilities are as open as your mind allows them to be!
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LoganOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I\'m a very unique, sometimes thoughtful, lazy kind of person, with no goals or ambitions. I like when people have red blood shot eyes from a long hard night of drinking. I find that incredibly sexy.