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I am 34 years old and tired of the whole bar scene. If you are just looking for a piece of a** leave me alone. If you decide to message me please write more than one word that is rude and totally inappropriate. I like white guys between the ages of 28 and 37. I am looking for a great guy and when I say great that's what I mean, not these ***hole's that seem to think they are GOD. I have a son he is 12 years old who is my world so if you don't like kids do not even bother talking to me. Not trying to be mean but just being honest. I don't have time to deal with someone else's problems.I don't want anymore kids or raise anyone else's. My son is number one and I want him to be number one in my life also in my significant other's life. I want someone who can take care of themselves and don't need their own babysitter. If you are 30 years old and have never left your parents house, have no job, no car and no education and are stuck up your mother's a** then leave me the hell alone. I have one child to raise I am not about to raise you either. If your on drugs or have to take pills for the rest of you life to stay off drugs don't bother either. I am not dealing with any sh*t anymore I am a great person and I deserve to be treated that way. I want a guy that is affectionate and attentive. Someone that will be there for me just as I will be there for them. I love attention-I need a lot of attention. A guy with a great sense of humor, someone that cannot only laugh at others for being funny but also at themselves. Cause God knows I laugh at myself all the time. Sometimes I am not the brightest crayon in the box lol. :) I want to feel the butterflies again. I would love to try new things. I have never really gotten a chance to try a lot of things so new things sound amazing. I love going out to dinner, movies, concerts. I love sitting by the water and just breathing in the fresh air. I can be very shy at first and nervous but if someone can make me comfortable and feel secure it is an amazing feeling. I guess it just depends on the situation. I would maybe like to go to dinner and then maybe take a walk by the water and watch the sunset. I can be very shy at first and get nervous easily, but if I am comfortable then look the f*ck out. I won't shutup. lol ***\\***Plz***\\\***Put This***On Your***account If***You Know***\\\***Someone***\\***Who Died***\***Of***\\\***Cancer***

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Zariah

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our background, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that, I would like you to know that I know all the lyrics to “Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix A Lot. (Whatever happened to Sir Mix A Lot, by the way?) I would like to think that it would be somewhat easy to describe myself, however, after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a hot mess. So *** sitting here writing a long, boring story, I decided to share some random facts about myself:-I still tie my shoes with the double "bow" -- you know *** doing the loop around like "normal people" do -- I actually make two bows. It's more fun that way.-I cannot roll my "R's" -- so my Spanish accent is pretty atrocious.-I was born 9 months to the day from my mom's birthday. I just figured this little tidbit of knowledge out recently and now kind of wish I could erase it from my consciousness.-I could pretty much quote the movie "; verbatim I have watched it so many times.- I used to be a cheerleader in 6th, 7th and 8th grades.- I love Gwyneth Paltrow and secretly wish that I was her. She is just one cool chick. - I wish I had a Bernese Mountain Dog.In all seriousness, I am a pretty driven girl, with alot of things going on in her life. I just haven't found the right person to spend it with. I can be very serious at times, but I'm also pretty sarcastic and love a good laugh. If any of this interests you, please drop me a message!

  • Sable

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I am very funny that is what pople till me any way I am very sweet caring and loveing kind of person. I have 3 little girls there r my world I will do any thing 4 them. I am just looking 4 some one to talk to and have some fun with and just huge out and do things toghter. well I like all kinds of music I think the only thing I not like is old timeing music that is not me I like country and some rap but not all of it I like going moves ur just haveing walk n the park and just talking to get to now one anther and if you dont have an pic plaes do not *** asking nicely and I also love basball and baskball I am looking 4 an guy that is an sweet and loveing and some that loves kids and can get alane with them I love 4wheeling and reading dirtbikes well I hope to find some one out there one day and Iove to fish that is one of my new things that I do now well I would like to go to eat some where then go to the moves ur just go to the park and walk around and just talk and get to now each other and have an little fun like tilling jokes your some thing like that

  • Janett

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Ambivertnerdgeek. Sapiosexual. Digital artist. Vegan Fibromyalgia Goddess. Music obsessed. Sarcasm practitioner. Art fan. Readerwriterlearner. Sci-fi / fantasy obsessed. Wounded Healer. Astral traveller. Sleepless dancer.I saw a space photo which was labelled as a bipolar protoplanetary nebula, and it reminded me of some of the guys I've dated :). But yet that is the past, and I spend a lot more time looking towards the future. If you get the metaphors in the first sentence of this paragraph, let's talk :)."the love that consists in this:that two solitudes protect,and limit,and embrace each other."- RilkeThe six things I could never do without:- Love / spirituality [like, universal love for all, man :)]- Vegetables- All art-forms- Esoteric studies / psychology / general sciences- All forms of Humour- Nature / animalsI'm usually contemplating everything around me. I am more of a thinker than a talker, although when talking to someone I have things in common with, we can easily talk for hours about anything and everything (multimedia, humour, politics, people, science, life, randomness, whatever).For a possible long term relationship, here is what I'm looking for:I'm looking for a partner who has a lot of imagination, and is balanced enough emotionally to be able to just let his guard down and trust people. Or at least to let his guard down enough so that I can try to convince him that not all women are secretly selfish, shallow, vapid ****es just waiting to happen. When I convince a guy of this, even if we ultimately decide to just be friends, that makes me feel great :). I have an understanding of that type of situation; men can have those qualities just as easily. So, someone who isn't afraid to be himself, with no fear that his experiences and vulnerabilities will chase me away. I am a very caring and accepting person when given openness and honesty in exchange. A man who is confident, yet not arrogant, and knows what he wants. I'm rather forthright with what I want, and only want to be with someone who can give me the same in return.I would love to find a guy who takes the time to consider radically different points of view, even if just with the aim of pure learning, not necessarily to change his opinion. Someone who is comfortable entertaining ideas *** having set, unmoveable opinions. The ideal boyfriend would practice knowledge-gathering and contemplation, combined with multimedia appreciation. I'm only open to someone who is well-rounded enough to be at least a little bit spiritually curious in some way (you can even consider yourself to be atheist as there are different interpretations for what that means). But it's not always serious time - I'd like a joker who isn't afraid to just be silly sometimes and appreciates a wide range of humour.I would like someone who can balance romance with straight-up, throw-down sexytime, and even combine the two :). No, real romance is not shallow overly-commercialized stuff like flowers and expensive dates in the hopes of getting your poor neglected pants pal pleasured :P. It's flirting and giggles and cuddles in the sun, or in the rain :). It's a look, turning into a stare - leading to gentle caresses and soft kisses that grow passionate. It's timelessness lost in each others eyes. This is the stuff that can get a woman to write you poetry, gents. If you can find someone to make that sort of connection with.I'm looking for friends too and in general I prefer to meet people who are nerdy / arty / intelligent (without being arrogant), or some other self assessed variety of weirdness, and who like that. I thrive on conversations with all kinds of diverse people :).However...considering the majority of the people who message me on this site, I don't even know if anyone reads this, but I'm going to try. Please don't send a message if you have no photo (because that makes you look like a cheater or like you think you're ugly), or if all you are going to say is something like "Hi" or "How's it going?" or "You're sexy". Have an actual topic of conversation (I don't mean this to sound high-pressure, as if you have to say something complex and impressive - Just have something to say), otherwise you (possibly by mistake) make yourself look stupid and boring :). Make a random, ridiculous, humourous comment that sounds intriguing but that references something I might not know :). The more obscure the better even. I find it hard to understand why so many of you appear timid enough to look at a profile (multiple times and days as well), and yet can't seem to think of a basic subject to talk about. :) I'm a nice, fun person and don't mean to come off as some sort of hard-ass. It's just that people need to stop thinking that all they have to do is lazily present themselves and the other person will come up with something to talk about. Also, you will have more luck getting people to talk to you if you fill out at least some of your profile. Just some helpful advice.I am not looking for casual sex. In other words, don't be a random, predictable ****in creeper, unless you want to get owned. If you know what a troll is, trust me, you don't want to be spamming me your copypasta "dtf, measurements?" (besides, now my measurements are obvious considering all most people seem to do is look at pics *** also reading a profile - and I put up a pic of me that shows my chubby hourglass figure), snicker-worthy and predictable man-whore messages :). Message me to (maybe) figure that out together. Somewhere we can go and talk.

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