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I like to consider myself intelligent, however; I'm finding out more and more everyday that I am not as smart as I once thought. *** A guy with brains is a good thing. A know-it-all is a bad thing. If you tend to talk a lot about how much you know about any given subject, I tend to respond with sarcasm and lots of eye-rolling. I've been told I'm pretty good at that. As a big girl, I tend to be more attracted to big guys. (Few extra pounds, BHM, Big and Tall) But if you're an average sized man that likes girls with meat on their bones, who am I to deny you all this.....? I'm working on the weight thing. Slow, slow process. But I am smaller now than I have ever been thanks to zumba, body pump, and belly dance. Belly Dance? Yeah, don't get any fancy ideas. Just a hobby, a sisterhood. I'm no professional. And for those of you that might be worried, yes, my belly is always covered. Now if only I could eat better......Humor is a big deal to me. I love to laugh. I love to hear others laugh. I love to make others laugh. I have an immature sense of humor I guess. I think stupid things are funny. I've been a fan of Adult Swim since the days of Space Ghost Coast to Coast. (All Hail Brak!) I'm a bad movie watcher, but I guess it's cause I'm picky. Can't stand Chick Flicks, animal movies, or movies that will make me cry. I prefer funny, action, suspense. Don't get me wrong, I'd enjoy going to see a movie. Just don't do it very often. I watch cartoons more than anything else. I also enjoy anime and manga. I've only been to a couple of conventions. Sadly, I fear I may be getting too old for those. It's bad when you can't stand all those darn teenage hooligans!Family and friends are, of course, very important. I spend a lot of time with both. Animals are always a plus. I only have my cat with me now. But I love all animals. I can even tolerate snakes, but not spiders. I don't even kill those with my own shoe.Music is awesome. All music all awesome. Well...almost all music is awesome. I'm not really a fan of Mexican style music. But everything else is tops! I can even appreciate the bagpipes. I have a long list of *** wish I could play. Do you play any?Also, it is important to know that I am VERY hot-natured! I can't stand summer. I don't mind being outside when it's under 80 degrees. Above that, I prefer to stay indoors. I think every guy's profile says that he likes everything outdoors. That makes me nervous! I hope after saying that I'm not automatically disqualified!I'm just getting back into the dating game. I'm looking to have fun and make friends. If it becomes more, great! But I am in no rush for anything. WARNING: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. I recommend other members post a similar notice to this. Just hang out. Have fun. Laugh and Talk. Find common interests and get to know each other. Not much of an outdoor kinda girl. I prefer climate controlled environments.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Hattie

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I think everybody puts the same thing on here...example: I'm perfect and I'm looking for a man who is honest, faithful, intelligent, sexy, successful, and who can make me laugh, blah...blah...blah. That's what every girl wants right? I am looking for a serious relationship although I don't want to rush anything....friends before anything else because that is the side of each other we will see most in life. The "romantic" (I sound like my grandma)side should come naturally and after friendship is established. I have a 13 year old daughter and a 5 year old son. I believe balance is important because I'm a single mother. I love kid-friendly fun but I make time for myself as well. I keep a tidy house (not OCD) and I believe in keeping a healthy, active lifestyle...also meaning I put forth an effort to keep my appearance up but don't obsess over it. I'm comfortable without make-up but like to wear make-up when I'm at work or going out. Also, dress, jeans, sweatpants...I wear everything. I love to travel and all kinds of food. I'm not a huge fan of nightlife....I like to have my fun early. If you want to know anything else about me just ask...I'm an open book. Am I the perfect girl? YES!!! Just kidding!!--but I might be for somebody!! :)Note: Every single guy CLAIMS to be funny. A sense of humor is so important to me. I'm silly, witty, and sarcastic and I want someone who is the same. Telling corny jokes doesn't make someone funny. Sorry dry guys. Guys if you want a girl to WANT to kiss you then a white and healthy looking smile is the way to go!! Also, I don't want to waste your time and I don't want you to waste mine so PLEASE FISH IN THE APPROPRIATE POND!!!Nicole Anything but clubbing baby seals....I'm not picky. If I'm with the right person I can have fun ANYWHERE. I can tell pretty early on if there is chemistry....got to have it!

  • Alona

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    "I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. " --I don't even like Will Ferrell. I'm an independent woman looking for someone I can depend on. I live and breath music. I like a very diverse selection of music, but I'm a rocker for sure. Life is so much better with a soundtrack. If you play the guitar, it's a done deal. I love God, family, friends, animals, and... music (in case you missed that part). I enjoy playing pool, bowling, reading, watching movies, road trips, mint chocolate chip ice cream, the cool side of the pillow, go carts, driving around and singing my face off. I love when I get the bigger half at Subway. I love getting out and enjoying a day at the zoo, or amusement park, or the water, concerts, museums, carnivals, wildlife refuge, (anything to do with animals, music, or rollercoasters!). I love comedy clubs and piano bars.....whats not to love? I enjoy the symphony, nice dinners, fireworks, horseback riding (or even just feeding/petting the gorgeous animals), walks on the beach, parks, and picnics where I can feed ducks. I have a crazy fascination with penguins. Rock Band is my guilty pleasure. No seriously... I love Rock Band. A lot. I just realized that I overuse the ellipsis. Like...I'm totally pimpin that thing out. I love to laugh and I'm a sarcastic smartass. #iliketorandomlyhashtagfornoreasonContrary to popular belief, we Gingers do not smell like pennies. P.S. If your profile picture includes a poor dead animal, that you seem to be proud to have killed, and the Apocalypse is not upon us, we probably won't get along. If you ask me out for coffee, you clearly didnt read my profile (#fail) so you better at least make me laugh. Fyi... "hey wanna go get some coffee? Lol just kidding!" does not equate to funny. You'd be better off just asking me if I wanna wrestle. I'm a bit of a (big) grammar nazi. Oh, if the best you can do for a picture is a selfie in the bathroom, could you at least crop out the toilet? C'mon buddy. Anything besides a coffee shop will probably work. However, I do enjoy sitting outside Starbucks on a pretty day with a cold frappachino and a good book. (My effort to compromise.)Worst first date: Yes, you guessed it, a coffee shop, or like maybe, "Tour de Folgers".Wanna come over and watch porn on my 60" flat screen mirror? KIDDINGBest first date: My last first date would be the best first date. But I'd be perfectly content with a badass concert.

  • Kerri

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    i so dislike have to write about myself .it never come out right or sound right well here go . Im looking for someone who can make me happy and I can do the same for them . Im a mom and if you have kids that fine we will do thing with kids too. I love hang out with friend and family .or chill by the fire or doing whatever . it lsu football on sat and chruch on Sunday morning .i love to cook and I like to read .i like all kind of muics and I like all kind of movies .i like outdoor fish and camp etc .im not sacred to get dirty or mud . Im up for trying new thing or whatever sound fun .im laid back girl .im girl that u been look for . If you wanted to know more msg me and ask way .i do have more pic But can not upload them bc of kind phone damn window live phone .but im more then happy to *** them to u or *** Meet have dinner and walk long river and talk .

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