Tatiana, 33
Online
About Me
Attn: My HTC DESIRE/INSPIRE ANDROID cell phone is broken!! THE GLASS SCREEN IS SHATTERED...so NO i can NOT call or text you. LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A NEW PHONE EXACTLY LIKE MINE OR BETTER FOR ME...AND I'LL GIVE UR ASS MY HOME ADDRESS TO HAND DELIVER IT TO ME....THEN I'LL TEXT YA ***...Until then pretty pretty please don't be a di€k about me not texting or calling...can't help it. Sorry :-(Me: I am a 5ft 7in 145lb(size-5)muscular & athletic 33 yr old female &....I'm a Saggitarius***Status:Married x 1 Divorced x***years ago) & currently Single (x 2 years)***Responsibilities: Proud mother of 3 of the most phenomenally gifted, Amazingly talented kids of advanced intelligence...ages: 10, 12 & 14 years old...all three are straight A students with a 3.8 to 4.0 GPA & are multilingual & well mannered & well traveled....I have them part time finally after being a totally single mother to them for 9 years alone!!! I'm a better woman for it. ***JOB-I'm a Jill of all trades...from nursing to roofing to bartending to website design. There ain't much I cant do as I pride myself in being highly intelligent, self sufficient & responsible...always...I work several things part time right now as I choose to or need to...I do clothing design, photography (my pics 2) construction estimate bids a& I volunteer as a counselor, Big Sister & KWC.***Attributes:no criminal record & don't drink, Confident, intelligent, non abusive, sexy, trustworthy, respectful, honest, loyal, genuine, rewarding, witty, optimistic, realistic, down to earth, low maintenance, seductive, old fashioned,emotionally stable, devoted, non judgemental, faithful, giving, compassionate, generous, kind, shy, silly, goofy, caring, considerate, passionate, romantic...***Faults: impatient, road rage, curses,smokes,procrastinates, always late, gets embarrassed easily,cover hog, needs to be needed, likes to be sha sha'd, requires significant amounts of direct & indirect attention.***Likes- tattoos, life,all genres of music, surprises, gifts, real people, drama free zone, piercings, loud music, traveling, attention, massages, milkshakes, orange gummy bears, purple skittles, cats, live concerts, shoes size 10...vintage clothes.***If I don't write back to you immediately then read my profile again & make sure u fit the key elements...I'm not being ugly but if u write & I don't...I either haven't gotten to it yet or just don't think we fit...Sooooooo please don't send me *** make you appear insecure or needy...like="why don't u write me back..."I saw you online" or "did I say something wrong" or "What's wrong with me" & plz God don't send the same exact *** over...you look desperate k? FYI-anytime my iPad or iPod or laptop is logged onto the Internet...my meetville app runs in the background and may make it appear that I'm online when I'm really not...so don't ASSUME anything MMK? It's annoying...if u get on my nerves or appear rude or aggressive then I'll block you...be a big boy & be patient...I despise bein rushed or pushed or questioned.***I am Single by choice....don't tell me I'm to pretty or beautiful to be single & on a dating site. I'm not. I'm to pretty to be lied to, abused, used & cheated on k?..I'm very average & down to earth, low maintenance. I live a simple modest life free of drama, clutter & bullshit. I own my own truck 03' Avalanche & also, tho it ain't much to you, it's home to me & my 2 kittens & I own it too..yes my home is a 30+ft RV ***Frontier Delux Camper. And what?You: ****Age- Not barely Legal & no geriatrics kthx. If u get the senior discount I'm not impressed!...lol****Location- That includes the gas I use getting to u also.****Must be-Taller than '5"9, weigh more than 175lbs, white, athletic, confident, respectful, protective & intelligent...& at least 75% or more of these=sexy, genuine, loyal, easy going, considerate,passionate, naughty, adventurous, silly or goofy at times, tender, gentle, romantic, compassionate, fun, creative, generous, giving, good with hands, kind, sweet, well mannered...etc.****.****Must like: kids, music, traveling, selfies, animals(cats) seein me happy, rarely ever sleeping, laughter, loud music, concerts, surprises, to touch & be touched, kissing, cuddling, taking compliments, havin a lil 'issue' now n then, bein silly at time, going barefoot.....****Must not be:IMPATIENT OR jealous OR insecure, judgemental, into perfect barbi type chicks, argumentative, a know it all, short, childish, immature, of ethnic decent=NO BLACK GUYS, selfish, jealous, unable to protect me, aggressive towards women, short tempered, anal, into anal, dumb, stuck on urself, overweight, underweight, user, abuser, whinny crybaby sissy boy, control freak, woman beater, stupid, illiterate, a prude, perfectionist, drama king, mr thinks his sh*t don't stink...****I know I'm specific but ya know what? To "him" it'll just seem to fit...he will sweep me off my feet as opposed to knocking me on my ass. I want & deserve the DOM to my sub, the Yin to my Yang & when we finally collide then he will complete me & vice versa. ****Now on a serious note...I am a survivor of Domestic Violence.; held hostage x 3 days by my ex fiancée Devin Book. Who is actually already out of prison & currently living locally & already beating his new gf.AND HE IS ON THIS SITE TO STALK ME & Find new victims. Anyone want his address or number? ****So if ur aggressive, overly loud & obnoxious, controlling or abusive in any way...save me & you the time & just don't Fu€k w/ me ok? I've come a long way since those days & have since been properly trained in self defense, I DO know how to use my pistol & NO I'm not scared to.****If you or someone you know might be or is involved in a Domestic Violence type atmosphere then please do the right thing & get help. The number to the national Domestic Violence Helpline is ***SAFE Hello??? Uhh It's up 2 u. It's a first date, an interview at best & we will know it right away if we click or not...So meet in a public place...sparks fly?? No end in sight. Be the thoughtful kind, cause I am yet to find a man that can & will even be the least bit charming, generous, creative, accommodating, giving, adventurous & patient. I've always been the date planner and the spoiler...I'm done for now...get with it Sir!!!!
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Divorced
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Christian
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Body type
Athletic
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Height
5'7"
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Eye color
Blue
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Smoke
Yes, regularly
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Drink
Yes, socially
INTERESTS
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