SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Erlene
Online
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I don't get this Meet Me / Favorites thing. That seems like the equivalent of staring at a girl in a bar. Why not say hi ***? It works much better :)I digress... I’ve been single for a bit and finally decided to step out there and give it a shot again. So, here I go!I am a divorced mom of a 14 year old son that I have nearly full time. My ex and I have been divorced for a very long time and he’s remarried, so there is no drama or unfinished business. I’ve been single for a little under a year and have been focusing on my career, home and self. I’m also one that likes to be free and clear of emotional residue from a previous relationship prior to starting another one. And really, who likes to date? It's awkward and nerve racking yet a requirement in order to live "happily ever after". I’m fairly bashful and am accused of being reserved at times. I can be at first, until I know someone. Afterwards, I am sarcastic, goofy and can get an entire Zoo Brew crowd to sing happy birthday to a friend. I'm terminally responsible and am blessed with the rare ability to have and use common sense. Here are a few more about me’s:I LOVE horror films. I want to be scared to walk down my hallway after the movie is over and run and jump into bed for fear of having my feet too close to the dreaded “underneath the bed”.Since I was a kid, I have been into zombies. When I say into, I mean into figuring out how to survive an outbreak. Yes, I watch the Walking Dead. Just to make it clear, if you turn, I will kill you :) .I can have a full length conversation about the most random things. If shoes could talk what they would say, imaginary origins of certain sayings, dolphins and their dark sordid habits, and the secret subculture of cats that live in the sewers by my home. I call it a vivid imagination, some call it odd. Hm.I’m Libertarian. I am a strong believer in civil rights. Everyone’s civil rights, not just Americans.I watch Top Gun and Independence Day every time it’s on TV. I didn’t realize I did that until a little while ago.I will dance in public and sing (horribly) with my window down. If I’m in the grocery store, it’s all over. The cart is my dance partner.I love Beavis and Butthead, dirty jokes, made up words, inside jokes, stupid human tricks, accents, baby animals and Chewy Spree’s (not the purple ones).I can’t handle flakey people. I’m too busy to deal with those who don’t follow through. Meh.I have 3 dogs and I’m allergic to them. I love my jerk faces and if I have to take a pill everyday to keep them, so be it.I love the sound of the banjo. So much so that I’m going to be taking lessons soon on how to play.With that (above), I am a music lover. I have a life soundtrack and music moves me.I have a male roommate. He’s like a brother to me. Like a real brother - I want to punch him most of the time and he annoys me. But, he's a big help most of the time. I am a non smoker. I quit in November of ***. I can’t date a smoker. I don’t care what anyone says, it doesn’t get easier but, I will never smoke again. Ever.I have recently started a very healthy lifestyle of eating and exercise (Eat To Live). I don’t care if you are a salad freak like me, but I can’t date someone who is very overweight and/or unmotivated. I like to (Maybe not like, but I go) go to the gym, hike, walk, etc. I have a goal I want to reach and want someone who can be a partner in it, not just watch on the side with a bag of Doritos in their hands.I have 5 tattoos. They are all colorful and not on my boobs…or my neck, or face, or behind my ear or anywhere else weird that will be regretted later.Chivalry and manners are a must. I am old fashioned with that. It is noticed and very appreciated.I don’t like feet.I hog the blanket.I love my Wonder Woman clothes.I wish I could wear a cape all the time.I’m blunt.I play dirty and will cheat at a card game. Hey, if you put your cards in my view, of course I will look. Duh.I am a happy person. I like my life. I would just prefer to share it with someone too.Now onto what I want in a guy (this is the hard part):Someone who knows themselves. I have a strong personality and I’m tired of people changing so drastically that they become the male version of me. I don’t want to date myself!Big smile. I had braces a few years ago and I love to smile. I love looking at a huge face squishing room lights up sparkly smile.Honesty. I don’t mean brutally jerk honest.Has his life in order. I pay my bills. Please pay yours.Smells good.Similar interests but enough different to make it interesting.Slightly a homebody.Normal.Lastly, I have a fairly busy daily life. If you message me and I don’t respond right away, be patient. I can see that you messaged me as this is an app on my phone. I will message back when I can. Non creepy stuff.... Unless its the fun creepy stuff. Then I'm down.***I have had 2 scary experiences with this online stuff. Patience is appreciated. I won’t meet you if I don’t know you well enough to feel comfortable yet. Sorry.
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Brande
Online
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I am a Christian and go to church. I am by no means perfect, but I strive to be a good person. I'm responsible, I'm not looking for a free ride, I just paid mine off. I work out to lose weight and eat healthy, I hate the gym and prefer being outside hiking or running. I like the feeling after I work out and the results even more. Not gonna lie, I'd rather stay in bed than workout at 5am, but it's worth it Once I get to know you I'm really silly and can be spontaneous and I'm funny dammit, but I can't remember the punch lines to jokes. I'm independent and have a good set of friends and I come from a big family of long and happy marriages, and hope that I'll have the same one day First date needs to include laughter. Other than that, I'm flexible and open for whatever! Except Bungee Jumping...I really don't want to die on a first date.
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Jeanett
Online
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Lets see so I have not done this whole online thing before and so you will have to excuse me if you just message me with a "your cute" and I dont respond. Love a good compliment but that does not give me anything to go with to actualy respond back to except thank you. So I am a fun loving type of girl, Spontanious, excited, and happy majority of the time.I wake up with a smile on my face about 95% of the time and if I dont wake up with that smile I just crank my radio loud and sing (not that im good but it puts a smile on my face) lol Everyone that meets me says I have a bubbly personality whateve that means. I love to laugh have a great sense of humor whether it be silly, stupid, dry, and im a lil bit of a smart ass. I have a crazy dog I take on walks with take her to the park to play fetch, swimming, hanging out watching a good movie. Every now and then go out meet some new people. I have a big crazy family that I spend a lot of time with,Family is everything when its all said an done your family are the ones that have your back. Im pretty open and honest I know where im at and know where im going. I dont like games I dont BS im actually kind of blunt. Anything more you need to know or want to know about me lets chat! Call me old fashion but I feel the guy should plan this and it should be something exciting!