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Erlene, 35
United States, Pennsylvania, Royersford

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About Me

I don't get this Meet Me / Favorites thing. That seems like the equivalent of staring at a girl in a bar. Why not say hi ***? It works much better :)I digress... I’ve been single for a bit and finally decided to step out there and give it a shot again. So, here I go!I am a divorced mom of a 14 year old son that I have nearly full time. My ex and I have been divorced for a very long time and he’s remarried, so there is no drama or unfinished business. I’ve been single for a little under a year and have been focusing on my career, home and self. I’m also one that likes to be free and clear of emotional residue from a previous relationship prior to starting another one. And really, who likes to date? It's awkward and nerve racking yet a requirement in order to live "happily ever after". I’m fairly bashful and am accused of being reserved at times. I can be at first, until I know someone. Afterwards, I am sarcastic, goofy and can get an entire Zoo Brew crowd to sing happy birthday to a friend. I'm terminally responsible and am blessed with the rare ability to have and use common sense. Here are a few more about me’s:I LOVE horror films. I want to be scared to walk down my hallway after the movie is over and run and jump into bed for fear of having my feet too close to the dreaded “underneath the bed”.Since I was a kid, I have been into zombies. When I say into, I mean into figuring out how to survive an outbreak. Yes, I watch the Walking Dead. Just to make it clear, if you turn, I will kill you :) .I can have a full length conversation about the most random things. If shoes could talk what they would say, imaginary origins of certain sayings, dolphins and their dark sordid habits, and the secret subculture of cats that live in the sewers by my home. I call it a vivid imagination, some call it odd. Hm.I’m Libertarian. I am a strong believer in civil rights. Everyone’s civil rights, not just Americans.I watch Top Gun and Independence Day every time it’s on TV. I didn’t realize I did that until a little while ago.I will dance in public and sing (horribly) with my window down. If I’m in the grocery store, it’s all over. The cart is my dance partner.I love Beavis and Butthead, dirty jokes, made up words, inside jokes, stupid human tricks, accents, baby animals and Chewy Spree’s (not the purple ones).I can’t handle flakey people. I’m too busy to deal with those who don’t follow through. Meh.I have 3 dogs and I’m allergic to them. I love my jerk faces and if I have to take a pill everyday to keep them, so be it.I love the sound of the banjo. So much so that I’m going to be taking lessons soon on how to play.With that (above), I am a music lover. I have a life soundtrack and music moves me.I have a male roommate. He’s like a brother to me. Like a real brother - I want to punch him most of the time and he annoys me. But, he's a big help most of the time. I am a non smoker. I quit in November of ***. I can’t date a smoker. I don’t care what anyone says, it doesn’t get easier but, I will never smoke again. Ever.I have recently started a very healthy lifestyle of eating and exercise (Eat To Live). I don’t care if you are a salad freak like me, but I can’t date someone who is very overweight and/or unmotivated. I like to (Maybe not like, but I go) go to the gym, hike, walk, etc. I have a goal I want to reach and want someone who can be a partner in it, not just watch on the side with a bag of Doritos in their hands.I have 5 tattoos. They are all colorful and not on my boobs…or my neck, or face, or behind my ear or anywhere else weird that will be regretted later.Chivalry and manners are a must. I am old fashioned with that. It is noticed and very appreciated.I don’t like feet.I hog the blanket.I love my Wonder Woman clothes.I wish I could wear a cape all the time.I’m blunt.I play dirty and will cheat at a card game. Hey, if you put your cards in my view, of course I will look. Duh.I am a happy person. I like my life. I would just prefer to share it with someone too.Now onto what I want in a guy (this is the hard part):Someone who knows themselves. I have a strong personality and I’m tired of people changing so drastically that they become the male version of me. I don’t want to date myself!Big smile. I had braces a few years ago and I love to smile. I love looking at a huge face squishing room lights up sparkly smile.Honesty. I don’t mean brutally jerk honest.Has his life in order. I pay my bills. Please pay yours.Smells good.Similar interests but enough different to make it interesting.Slightly a homebody.Normal.Lastly, I have a fairly busy daily life. If you message me and I don’t respond right away, be patient. I can see that you messaged me as this is an app on my phone. I will message back when I can. Non creepy stuff.... Unless its the fun creepy stuff. Then I'm down.***I have had 2 scary experiences with this online stuff. Patience is appreciated. I won’t meet you if I don’t know you well enough to feel comfortable yet. Sorry.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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