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;LOOK AT ME, I'M SO AWESOME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME, AREN'T I PRETTY, LOOKIE OVER HERE, TALK TO ME, LIKE ME, LOVE ME!" normal things that (and here I am assuming) chicks do on these things, let me just preface this with I am probably not going to be your first choice. It's okay.I'm not the kind of girl that gets picked first- because I'm not flashy and bright and ...well- slutty. =c) I'm more like...a ninja. You don't even seem me coming, and then suddenly WHAM ! I'm all up in your heart. All stealthy like. Yeah, I'm pretty much the most awesome thing ever. Actually I'm just not awesome, I'm aweMOST. Don't believe me? Need proof?! Fine. 1.I'm the kind of girl that will play Tekken with you while swigging beer and getting turned on when I kick your ass, but also I'll unplug your computer if you're ***, no matter how close you are to your ***charisma cloak of Super Dorkdum or whatever they are called. I won't listen to you whine about the fact you missed last nights raid because we were making out, I will however pay enough attention that my eyes won't glaze over when you start in on your DoT or Area affect spell-well not much. And I use Geek references because it's what I know- but if you're deal is music or cars or anything, I will pay attention. But if I get bored, be prepared for me to jump in your lap to distract you. 2.I'm the kind of girl that will play footies with you while we're on the couch, me with my book and you watching something on television, but also I'm the kind of that will drag you out of the house to walk around the woods in the rain. 3.I'm the kind of girl that can change my own oil, do my own tune up, change my own tire- but I'd still be grateful if you did it. Usually VERY grateful.4.I'm the kind of girl that will wear jeans, flip flops and a tshirt at the game, but I'll also dress up and be girly when you take me out to dinner. And be super adorable either time.5. I'm the kind of girl that has a zombie survival plan (it involves an Ewok village type set up because...seriously...you ever seen a mutha'effin zombie climb a tree? No. No, no you have not. Therefore I will live while you are brain nom nom noms.) I also have a bucket list and a "I will NEVER do this" list. I don't plan a lot of things often, and so am always amused when people can plan anything and therefore will always be surprised! 7. I'm the kind of girl that will go to your parents, call your mother ma'am, offer to help with the dishes, charm your father, and have them both wondering exactly when I'm getting an engagement ring. (I'm also the kind of girl that ain't the marrying kind, so no worries.) However, I am also the chick that your guy pals won't mind me hanging around because I can keep my own in snark conversation, sport talks, geekdom, and I don't need to be in your hip pocket when we're out with a group.I promise never to wear booty shorts in public. I swear to never ask you to explain to me the difference between Star Trek and ST;TNG- because I know. I will make you kill every spider in existence. I will make fun of you in front of your friends, but give you kisses to stroke your ego when you get pouty. I will need constant affection. I will watch horror movies with you. I will play catch with you. I will not go camping. I will not go hunting. I will go to the arcade. I can spend hours kissing. I will need you to get excited about things I'm excited about and I promise to do the same for you. Once we are serious, you will need to hold you own with my family- if you need saving from them, then you're not the one...Also, I'm the kind of girl that skipped number 6 on purpose...Are you the kind of guy that noticed? If we are talking full fantasy, let's really take it out there. You would have tickets to the newest, hottest Sci-Fi movie (a private showing so we can talk) and you'd not bat an eyelash at the fact that I am ordering snackage because you think my curves are awesome. Afterwards, you'd escort me to a Chinese latern lit dinner on the deck of your lake home where a thick steak (cooked medium rare) and a large baked potato and fresh warm bread with real butter and a nice mixed drink is. Then we would sit, watching the stars dance across the water, with a fireplace near us where we discuss favorite books (me--{not CLUELESS}, and the original Star Wars) and making each other laugh. Then you'd let me drive the Jeep home, ask for a chance at a second date, kiss me without asking because you can't help yourself, and promise to text later only to text me before you leave my street. Reality however is us meeting somwhere public with lots of people because I'm a fraidy cat, doing some window shopping while chatting, a good steak dinner somwhere where we discuss movies, books, and making eachother laugh. Then you'd ask for a chance at a second date, kiss me without asking because you can't help yourself, and promise to text later only to text me before you leave the parking lot.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Karyn

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I am a single mom of 3 great kids who live with me. They are my main priority but am willing to make time for that special someone. I am responsible with my money and children, but I still like to let loose. I am very easy going and with the right company can enjoy just about anything. My interests vary depending on who I am with and what I am doing. Or even a cookout with friends or family. However, a night on the town may be dancing, shooting pool, a few drinks with friends and meeting new people. I am 32, but I still have a 'bucket list,' for lack of a better word. I feel there is no guarantee of tomorrow, so you shouldn't be afraid to live for today. I am not looking for one night stands or friends with benefits. I am actually practicing abstinence at the moment. If this is a problem, I understand. I am looking for something that has long term potential. But if we don't hit it off I have no problem being friends. I feel like you can't have too many. That being said, what I am looking for is an adventurous soul. Someone that I am both physically and mentally attracted to. This may sound shallow to some, but I would like someone that takes care of himself. I would like someone that is both romantic and funny. Someone who can have just as much fun with me and my kids as they do with just me. I am a Christian and try my best to live by those values. I am not perfect and do expect imperfection from my partner. I am optimistic about my life and my future and I am looking for someone to share it with. I feel like my best years are ahead of me. I have lived on both the east and west coasts, and visited most of the states in between. As far as music goes, I like everything except rap. And I would rather be playing sports than watching them. Although I do enjoy a good game from time to time. I have talked a lot about myself, and what I am looking for. If you feel like you are a good match, then feel free to message me. If not, I hope you find what you are looking for. Failure is an event, not a person. Yesterday ended last night and today is a brand new day. What's exciting about life is all the possibilities that are around the corner! Why I'm here. ;)

  • Celesta

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    *never been married, would like to get married some day*1 child (who is my whole world), want to have an additional child*you must understand what it take to date a single parent*I am sarcastic, a little OCD, have some adult ADD traits, strong willed, independent, goal oriented, somewhat competitive*have my own stuff, don't want you for yours*I believe my perfect mate to have the following traits: reliable, trustworthy, dependable, honest, sense of humor, goal oriented, like kids, stable*if you have ever broken up with someone in a text message I don't really want to meet you (that is nonsense)*not so much a fan of pictures of guys by their cars, in mirrors in the gym or their bathroom*like all sorts of music mainly rock, alternative, similar stuff*porch swings, long walks, bonfires, non extreme camping, fishing, card/board games are some of my likes*have been touring the ol' meetville for almost a year off and on now, not sure why I allow myself to keep creating these profiles, perhaps optimism or insanity (undetermined)*please use good spelling and decent grammar when messaging me, thank you*in the past I have tried to respond to every message, I will not be doing that this time. If I read your profile and think, uh, yeah, probably not then I am not even going to waste your time or mine. Hopefully you see that as a good thing and not a grrrr thing but either way simple. mini golfwalk in a public well lit area (HA)skee ball challengebowlingCOFFEE

  • Hulda

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Well hi there...I'm Jennifer but please call me Jennie or Jenn. I am a hardworking single mom with a good career and awesome kid. I am easygoing, fun, and I am a sports fanatic...especially with football or in person sports events. Yay to football season being here again! I recently completed the Insanity workouts...about to try hip hop abs. I also have increased my daily running, as I would love to run a few 5K's this year. Who wants to run with me? Having a healthy lifestyle was one of my goals this year and I'm living it.I always get asked what I am looking for..ok guys here is the deal. I want to meet an awesome guy...get to know him...date...have lots of fun and good times....and eventually have it turn into a relationship. if we meet and we just think we may be better off as friends thats cool too...the more friends the merrier. I am just not looking for one night stands or **** buddies...even though I enjoy sex...a ton...when in a relationship. lol. I would like a relationship, but that takes time to build and I understand that, as a solid foundation and becoming friends is extremely important. I have an awesome group of friends. if you ask them...they would tell you im fun, sweet, caring, compassionate, and am almost always smiling. Lastly but most importantly, some key characteristics I look for when dating...communication, honesty, integrity, respect, fun, intimate. Surprise me!

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