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Emelda, 34
United States, Pennsylvania, Rochester

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;LOOK AT ME, I'M SO AWESOME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME, AREN'T I PRETTY, LOOKIE OVER HERE, TALK TO ME, LIKE ME, LOVE ME!" normal things that (and here I am assuming) chicks do on these things, let me just preface this with I am probably not going to be your first choice. It's okay.I'm not the kind of girl that gets picked first- because I'm not flashy and bright and ...well- slutty. =c) I'm more like...a ninja. You don't even seem me coming, and then suddenly WHAM ! I'm all up in your heart. All stealthy like. Yeah, I'm pretty much the most awesome thing ever. Actually I'm just not awesome, I'm aweMOST. Don't believe me? Need proof?! Fine. 1.I'm the kind of girl that will play Tekken with you while swigging beer and getting turned on when I kick your ass, but also I'll unplug your computer if you're ***, no matter how close you are to your ***charisma cloak of Super Dorkdum or whatever they are called. I won't listen to you whine about the fact you missed last nights raid because we were making out, I will however pay enough attention that my eyes won't glaze over when you start in on your DoT or Area affect spell-well not much. And I use Geek references because it's what I know- but if you're deal is music or cars or anything, I will pay attention. But if I get bored, be prepared for me to jump in your lap to distract you. 2.I'm the kind of girl that will play footies with you while we're on the couch, me with my book and you watching something on television, but also I'm the kind of that will drag you out of the house to walk around the woods in the rain. 3.I'm the kind of girl that can change my own oil, do my own tune up, change my own tire- but I'd still be grateful if you did it. Usually VERY grateful.4.I'm the kind of girl that will wear jeans, flip flops and a tshirt at the game, but I'll also dress up and be girly when you take me out to dinner. And be super adorable either time.5. I'm the kind of girl that has a zombie survival plan (it involves an Ewok village type set up because...seriously...you ever seen a mutha'effin zombie climb a tree? No. No, no you have not. Therefore I will live while you are brain nom nom noms.) I also have a bucket list and a "I will NEVER do this" list. I don't plan a lot of things often, and so am always amused when people can plan anything and therefore will always be surprised! 7. I'm the kind of girl that will go to your parents, call your mother ma'am, offer to help with the dishes, charm your father, and have them both wondering exactly when I'm getting an engagement ring. (I'm also the kind of girl that ain't the marrying kind, so no worries.) However, I am also the chick that your guy pals won't mind me hanging around because I can keep my own in snark conversation, sport talks, geekdom, and I don't need to be in your hip pocket when we're out with a group.I promise never to wear booty shorts in public. I swear to never ask you to explain to me the difference between Star Trek and ST;TNG- because I know. I will make you kill every spider in existence. I will make fun of you in front of your friends, but give you kisses to stroke your ego when you get pouty. I will need constant affection. I will watch horror movies with you. I will play catch with you. I will not go camping. I will not go hunting. I will go to the arcade. I can spend hours kissing. I will need you to get excited about things I'm excited about and I promise to do the same for you. Once we are serious, you will need to hold you own with my family- if you need saving from them, then you're not the one...Also, I'm the kind of girl that skipped number 6 on purpose...Are you the kind of guy that noticed? If we are talking full fantasy, let's really take it out there. You would have tickets to the newest, hottest Sci-Fi movie (a private showing so we can talk) and you'd not bat an eyelash at the fact that I am ordering snackage because you think my curves are awesome. Afterwards, you'd escort me to a Chinese latern lit dinner on the deck of your lake home where a thick steak (cooked medium rare) and a large baked potato and fresh warm bread with real butter and a nice mixed drink is. Then we would sit, watching the stars dance across the water, with a fireplace near us where we discuss favorite books (me--{not CLUELESS}, and the original Star Wars) and making each other laugh. Then you'd let me drive the Jeep home, ask for a chance at a second date, kiss me without asking because you can't help yourself, and promise to text later only to text me before you leave my street. Reality however is us meeting somwhere public with lots of people because I'm a fraidy cat, doing some window shopping while chatting, a good steak dinner somwhere where we discuss movies, books, and making eachother laugh. Then you'd ask for a chance at a second date, kiss me without asking because you can't help yourself, and promise to text later only to text me before you leave the parking lot.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Music Western
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