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Lara, 52

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About Me

%(h , into fancy cars and shiny objects. Have a whole separate room just for my shoes. Needs my man to be always accessible and on call 24 hours a day to cater to my every whim. Lazy as the day is long and spends all of YOUR money to get my hair and nails done. Don't even THINK of expecting me to pick up a check anywhere!Oh and if your best friend is better looking and richer than you, watch out!So......if you're still reading, maybe you get that I have a bit of a sarcastic sense of humor? Read on for the "real" me.I'm very laid back and easy going most of the time, definitely NOT a party girl! Sometimes shy, especially when first meeting someone, but have also been told that I have the tenacity of a Pit Bull when it comes to getting something done. Still a bit of a tomboy, so if you like a gal who owns her own power tools and isn't afraid to use them you're looking in the right place :). I love the "hey, I MADE that, or hey I fixed that" feeling!Definitely a jeans & T-shirt kind of gal but can clean up okay when the occasion arises.I hate the saying "it is what it is", but it really IS was what it is, isn't it? ;DI try to have a Zen outlook on life. Haven't perfected that yet, but I'm still evolving!Looking for someone who values honesty above all as much as I do. I've got my big-girl panties on, so can handle ANY raw truth. Give me that respect and you have my respect. It's that simple.A true sense of humor is a must, because if you can't laugh at life what's the point?Okay, I'll admit I got lazy at this point and did the old cut-and-paste.my job:I'm a Human Decorator. If you can decipher that, you know what it is that I do ;)my religion:I believe in reincarnation, that we get to keep coming back until we get it right. Think I have quite a few go-rounds ahead of me ;)favorite things:Like to sample all types of music but find as I'm getting older that I prefer clear voices, acoustic guitars and strings.last read:Last read was "The Dome" by Steven King (The Stand was my favorite). Updating that statement..currently re-reading Stranger In A Strange Land. There's a great quote about sex and love in it that I can't wait to find again.Found it........"Male-femaleness is the greatest gift we have. The joining of bodies with merging of souls in shared ecstasy, giving, receiving, delighting in each other.;(if you have NO idea what he's talking about, pass right on by please ; And I read medical texts for fun (the gotta know how things work thing again).my pets:Love any and all animals. Currently have two Jack Russells, so am not afraid of a challenge LOLOkay..now the bad stuff....Sorry about the bad pics, but have very few of myself that don't make me look deathly pale or like I have a huge nose (both true..okay maybe my nose isn't huge but it's a little odd. Guess that's what you get when you mix Polish & There I said it. I know it's SO not PC these days, but I consider it my SSRI (that's my daily rationalization and I'm sticking to it!) . Want to see the woman in the first paragraph? Just TRY to get me to quit. Been there, done that, and it ain't pretty.So have to say that's probably my one big deal breaker here. If you don't smoke we probably won't get along well.An update to the above paragraph. Giving e-cigs a shot, and doing fairly well with them. My smokestack is down to a quarter of it's original output. There may be hope for me yet!! :POkay, if you read this far you are one patient guy or just needed a little laugh. Either way, if you're interested, drop me a line here, but be forewarned that I actually have a life and don't check here everyday. Oh and since I really do like the "techie" stuff, expect a few *** and forth at first. Bonus points for you if you can actually spell (or at least know how to use a spell checker)!Peace! Hmm...shower, brush my teeth, put on some makeup, heck if you look promising I might even shave my armpits....Oh, blond moment there..I think they meant what would you want to DO on a first date, not FOR a first date. Silly me ;)Somewhere fairly quiet (I'm almost deaf in one ear from my days at L'Amours taking pictures of the bands..seriously) where we could talk for a while would be nice. I don't drink (I come by this ditziness naturally)so something low pressure like coffee might be nice. I'd appreciate giving us both the option of getting the heck out of there quickly and gracefully if it comes to that :D

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    I love to laugh, smile, and meet new people. I moved here ***I have deep family values, and would call myself an old-fashioned girl. I enjoying being around friends, listening to music, a nice glass of wine or a cold beer on a hot sunny day! I have 2 great boys ages 16 and 20, who enlighten me everyday! My oldest attends A&M and i enjoy when i get to see him. Now that they are older I am excited that it is now time for me!! :)I have a great job...love what I do... in addition to trying to embrace my 50's!! I believe my best years are yet to come!!I also love watching *** for my GB Packers! Have done fantasy *** 2 years which has made it even more fun!!One of my favorites sayings is, "don't make someone a priority, who only makes you an option".I'm sure ***years ago few of us pictured this is where our lives would be. My goal is to make the best of what years are left with some fun and a smile!! Pretty open to your ideas!!

  • Winona

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    Woman. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 50-60

    I want to pursue someone whole heartedly. I intend to show that person the passion/excitement I have for life/love and hope he shares the same passion. I am looking for a life long partner not for someone to support me. I'm a mature,independant,intelligent woman that is hard working.I beleive it is important to build a foundation of friendship first that is the basis of real love.I refuse to just settle. I will take my time - I am patient and you must be too.Life is to short so I want to love someone and they love me back. I am romantic and need my partner to be romantic too(this has nothing to do with sex). I also think it is important for a man to know how to treat a woman with manners,respect,gentleness all through her life.I don't care what kind of job you have or the car you drive that has nothing to do with what is in the heart of a person. I'm looking forward to the next adventure with a partner who would like to be open and honest and not afraid to communicate. I would rather get a phone call *** texting. I want to hear the voice of the man I'm going to spent time with.There's nothing better than hearing a man's laughter and getting to know their personality. I am an honest,caring and faithful woman.It is in my nature to love deeply family,friends and my partner to be. I can dress up or wear a ball cap and be comfortable in both. I like to listen to classic rock,blues,motown,christian,progressive country.I don't drink or do drugs(street or rx).I am excited to meet someone to share their interest and life.Thank you for viewing my profile. It's important for both of us to feel comfortable. Coffee or ice cream shops are quiet so you are able to get a corner table to talk.I think that is a good start,but I am also open to suggestion.

  • Sarai

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    Woman. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 50-60

    Hi,Thanks for taking a moment to check out my profile. I am happy with my life and would like to share it with that special person. In life, it is not what happens to us, but how we handle it. I am very fortunate to live a life filled with wonderful family and friends.I have two amazing adult children. I delight in meeting people and look forward to exploring my new location.I value being active and healthy, both for fun and fitness. I also savour quiet evenings at home, we can enjoy a fine glass of wine and cook an amazing meal together.The three C's, Chemistry, Communication and Common interest are important for both of us. To have fun and laughter are at the top of my list for a great relationship. I am honest, fun loving, down-to-earth and independent. I have reached a point in my life where I have time for you as well as for myself. I enjoy travelling and being active. I am comfortable when I am alone and keep busy but am happier in a relationship with my best friend/lover. I look forward to dressing up for those date nights but am happy laying on the beach or participating in sports. Life is great and I look forward to what I can learn from you.I am looking for a man who can make me laugh and does not take life too seriously.Other qualities such as friendship, trust, loyalty, chemistry and spontaneity are appreciated. Of course you can't forget romance and affection. Like anything, we grow and learn as we go. I am adventurous and would hope we can share our experiences with each other. More to be revealed if we get a chance to meet.

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