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Lara, 52

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About Me

%(h , into fancy cars and shiny objects. Have a whole separate room just for my shoes. Needs my man to be always accessible and on call 24 hours a day to cater to my every whim. Lazy as the day is long and spends all of YOUR money to get my hair and nails done. Don't even THINK of expecting me to pick up a check anywhere!Oh and if your best friend is better looking and richer than you, watch out!So......if you're still reading, maybe you get that I have a bit of a sarcastic sense of humor? Read on for the "real" me.I'm very laid back and easy going most of the time, definitely NOT a party girl! Sometimes shy, especially when first meeting someone, but have also been told that I have the tenacity of a Pit Bull when it comes to getting something done. Still a bit of a tomboy, so if you like a gal who owns her own power tools and isn't afraid to use them you're looking in the right place :). I love the "hey, I MADE that, or hey I fixed that" feeling!Definitely a jeans & T-shirt kind of gal but can clean up okay when the occasion arises.I hate the saying "it is what it is", but it really IS was what it is, isn't it? ;DI try to have a Zen outlook on life. Haven't perfected that yet, but I'm still evolving!Looking for someone who values honesty above all as much as I do. I've got my big-girl panties on, so can handle ANY raw truth. Give me that respect and you have my respect. It's that simple.A true sense of humor is a must, because if you can't laugh at life what's the point?Okay, I'll admit I got lazy at this point and did the old cut-and-paste.my job:I'm a Human Decorator. If you can decipher that, you know what it is that I do ;)my religion:I believe in reincarnation, that we get to keep coming back until we get it right. Think I have quite a few go-rounds ahead of me ;)favorite things:Like to sample all types of music but find as I'm getting older that I prefer clear voices, acoustic guitars and strings.last read:Last read was "The Dome" by Steven King (The Stand was my favorite). Updating that statement..currently re-reading Stranger In A Strange Land. There's a great quote about sex and love in it that I can't wait to find again.Found it........"Male-femaleness is the greatest gift we have. The joining of bodies with merging of souls in shared ecstasy, giving, receiving, delighting in each other.;(if you have NO idea what he's talking about, pass right on by please ; And I read medical texts for fun (the gotta know how things work thing again).my pets:Love any and all animals. Currently have two Jack Russells, so am not afraid of a challenge LOLOkay..now the bad stuff....Sorry about the bad pics, but have very few of myself that don't make me look deathly pale or like I have a huge nose (both true..okay maybe my nose isn't huge but it's a little odd. Guess that's what you get when you mix Polish & There I said it. I know it's SO not PC these days, but I consider it my SSRI (that's my daily rationalization and I'm sticking to it!) . Want to see the woman in the first paragraph? Just TRY to get me to quit. Been there, done that, and it ain't pretty.So have to say that's probably my one big deal breaker here. If you don't smoke we probably won't get along well.An update to the above paragraph. Giving e-cigs a shot, and doing fairly well with them. My smokestack is down to a quarter of it's original output. There may be hope for me yet!! :POkay, if you read this far you are one patient guy or just needed a little laugh. Either way, if you're interested, drop me a line here, but be forewarned that I actually have a life and don't check here everyday. Oh and since I really do like the "techie" stuff, expect a few *** and forth at first. Bonus points for you if you can actually spell (or at least know how to use a spell checker)!Peace! Hmm...shower, brush my teeth, put on some makeup, heck if you look promising I might even shave my armpits....Oh, blond moment there..I think they meant what would you want to DO on a first date, not FOR a first date. Silly me ;)Somewhere fairly quiet (I'm almost deaf in one ear from my days at L'Amours taking pictures of the bands..seriously) where we could talk for a while would be nice. I don't drink (I come by this ditziness naturally)so something low pressure like coffee might be nice. I'd appreciate giving us both the option of getting the heck out of there quickly and gracefully if it comes to that :D

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    No

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