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VidaOnline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
Hey, how's it going? I see you're checking my profile, do you like what you see? If so do you like adventures? How's this for a first date? You can come pick me up because by the end of the night I'll be too smashed to drive anywhere. Then we'll go to the closest McDonalds and see whats on the dollar menu. You can have whatever you like. You want two double cheeseburgers? Thats cool with me, I like a guy that can eat. If you're into healthier foods we could go to Save-On and eat out of the bulk section. Thats where they keep all the free food. No one cares if you're just "sampling." You can't go to the bathroom til they're both done. We should be pretty drunk after that. Then we will go to the pool where I'll try to impress you by pushing little kids out of the way so we don't have to wait for the water slide. When we start to sober up it's time to go. Time to go get a big bottle of sailor jerry's rum and get pirate drunk. Yarrr Matey!!! From there I'll probably need to eat again but I'll most likely pass out while I'm eating. Don't let me order the soup cause I don't want to drown myself. If I am still going strong we could end up downtown where I'll show you my dance moves. I still remember having to learn to dance to Backstreet Boys in highschool gym class. It's my go to move. Sound like a good night? Let me know, Cheers!Alright alright, I'm joking. Send me a message to find out who I really am! :) Something fun and exciting! Something out of the ordinary!
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DeannaOnline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
If you make an Asian****joke you will be straight up blocked and reported, Really you think making a lewd offensive joke is going to make me want to talk to you?If I do not respond to your first message, That means I'm probably going to *** next five you send me in the same hour.~+~ A friend said I should put a disclaimer on here,I'm sorry but I prefer Asian men :*( ~+~You can learn a lot about me through my *** listen to music sometimes,http://www.last.fm/user/bananananananahI hate sports, hiking and outdoor activities.The sun hurts my skin and I prefer to stay out of it, and if you ask me to go to the gym with you I will respond and tell you to kindly go **** yourself, that's basically a slap to the face for a girl. (´-`) ??
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SpiritOnline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
I learn from my mistakes and keep on moving forward. I have a good head over my shoulders. I’m looking for a caring, honest, independent, outgoing and funny partner. I\'m picky about who I date.