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About Me

Seeing as nobody knows how to read a mother f*cking profile, I'll keep this brief. I'm large and in charge. I may not rock a bikini but my milkshake certainly brings all the boys to this yard lmfao. Have a nice day :) Anyways.. No I'm not looking for woopie so quit asking. Your naughty talk is irrelevant to me. Lmao ain't nobody got time for that. I dun tink so.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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