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Shalanda, 22

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About Me

Cause then youd be all like, "rawrawrawrawr" which really means, "I wish I was human again!:( "If youre just lookin for a hookup then keep going cause its not gonna be me. I want a legitimate relationship. Not a one night stand.God!friends. music. concerts. piercing. tattoos.scary movies.mma fights.hookah bars.motorcycles. laughing.pink.sparkles.I hate sports, but I love the thunder. :)I'm a total blonde at heart, I get confused and turned around easier than anyone I know. I just want a cute relationship; where the perfect day would be just cuddled up on the couch watching movies. My favorite bands are;; My brother is my favorite person in the world, I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasnt for him..My favorite number is 2.I don't have a normal sleep schedule. Probably never will. I change my hair color every month. I work at a bank.Too many people around me freaks me out. There are three things I want in a relationship. 1) eyes that won't cry. 2) lips that won't lie. 3) & a love that won't die. If you have any questions, message me. :) Hmm, dinner and a walk in the park. Or anything really, as long as we get to talk and get to know each other more:)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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  • Paisley

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    Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

    I'm currently working at my dream job for an incredible company and looking for someone to spend some of my free time with and see what happens from there.Here's the basics:Loves: animals, confidence, movies, imgur, nice cars, my family, having fun, addictive smiles, sarcasm, online shopping, random comments, honesty, work, considerate gestures, gingerbread, heavy rain when I don't have to leave the house, snuggling, "new age"-fiction (that's the nerd in me or rather, the graduated student that misses learning)Movies: I ADORE movies, all kinds. I particularly love action movies (Woo super heroes!) and comedies (Superbad and Zombieland are my favourite, or more recently, Pitch Perfect).-sets on my radio are top 40 and countryFood: Meatatarian and carb-a-holic. You won't catch me eating salads very often.You, Ideally :***years old (If you're old enough to be my father I don't really want to be hearing from you)- Intelligent enough to know the difference between their/there/they're, etc.and can string together sentences with real words, capitals and periods. (Bonus points if you've never used "Thankz")- Love to have fun, be goofy and not take things seriously. All that I'm after is a life full of laughter.- A solid mix of closet nerd, social butterfly and workaholic (if you spend your life playing video games or doing something unproductive, you're not for me. Drive = Super sexy)- Taller than me (5'10 or over... again, I know I shouldn't discriminate based on one little detail, but this ones important to me.)- Cars are more important to you than sports.- Have your life together, or at least have a very good idea of what it would take for you to get your life together. Basically what it comes down to is: I'm picky (and even willing to admit it), although I'm not looking for a grocery list of attributes (age & height excluded). If you think that's you, feel free to message me.Sorry for the novel. Better you know this before hand :) Something casual like coffee or something exhilarating like go-karting or skydiving.. I'm not a big fan of "formal" type things, unless the coffee date turns out amazing and is followed up with dinner.

  • Yer

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    Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

    I just finished my MSc and am currently doing an internship to become a dietitian. I love cooking and baking so studying nutrition seemed like a good fit for me. I also love to exercise. I recently started going to Crossfit and am working on improving my running. I go to hot yoga regularly to help de-stress and plan on taking a teacher training course in the future.I also love to travel, learn new things, and meet new people. I enjoy listening to almost all genres of music and my favourite tv shows right now are New Girl and Modern Family. Coffee at a local cafe

  • Maricruz

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    Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

    First off- for the love of Christ, if you're married, kindly move along. I'm getting super farking sick of that nonsense. Things I love:Army, Marines, Air Force, Navy, National Guard, Coast Guard, Police, Firemen. Anyone willing to die for me, I support. Yes- both NFL teams. Wanna fight about it? Trivia. Our team is Jar Of Almonds. Watch out, we're awesome. I'm a lover, not a fighter- but I'll fight for those I love. I'm silly, quick witted, sarcastic, and blunt, but I'm not mean. I'm in no rush to get in a relationship, but I won't fight it if it comes. I'm tall. I'm weird, goofy, and I think stupid things are funny. I love laughing with silly guys that aren't too afraid of looking silly. I keep up with guy banter. I'm a sucker for a man who knows exactly what he wants. I say "bless your heart" and call people "darlin" and "sugar" and "honey" The louder I talk, the more accent I get. Especially talking to patients at work. I make my own sweet tea. I sit on my porch to watch storms. I'm not, however, your typical southern bible thumper, I don't spew hatred or bigotry,it's just that I'm not a fan of organized religion. No, you cannot have pictures of my chest. No, I do not want to see your penis.I love conversation with those with a sense of humor. I attempt to play the guitar and piano, but I can't read tabs or sheet music. Feel free to tutor me. I can't dance, but still do- only alone in my room or with my son. I can't sing, but that doesn't stop me. My childhood dream was to be Jim Carrey. I have a memory for song lyrics and movie quotes, and nothing else sticks. I can forget what I'm talking about mid sentence. I've not had the best luck with relationships and am a little jaded, but I don't judge, and I don't blame you for junk I've been through. I don't play victim well. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. I'm a tomboy armed with eyeliner and a sharp tongue. I have daddy/abandonment issues, but I'm not high strung, high maintenance, nor have I ever seen a therapist. I'm an easy going person- I will be happy with dinner and drinks, or walking around town, or sitting in your car getting to know each other. As long as you're good to me, and keep the douche to a minimum, I'm happy. :)

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