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Delaia, 25
United States, Pennsylvania, Hatboro

Offline, last seen Fri, 09 May 2025 06:43:49

About Me

Firstly - yes I'm aware I look like the guy from Lonely Island (jizz in my pants, I'm on a boat and I just had sex). And yes.. I can do the "face". I'm not one of those mirror selfie taking, uneducated bellends that frequent here. Ps if you don't like sarcasm or don't really grasp the concept then don't continue reading, as I don't want to get another message saying that I sound like a "self loathing prick". Which doesn't make sense anyway...Can someone please explain to me why all the nice attractive lasses go for ***holes? I now realise it is very slim that I will actually meet anyone off this due to the fact that none of the girls are THAT interested. And the dredded question "so do you want to meet?" Never gets asked. Just here to have a laugh and find someone to have a bit of decent banter with, I'm not looking for a "ride" or marriage, but lets start with friends and see how we get on pal. Having said this there is an opening for a cuddle buddy. So if you think you're up for it give us a message. To look at me you probably wouldn't have thought I would be into that kind of music. Then again I'll pretty much listen to anything. From led zeppelin to flo rida. Now I am in events management and marketing. Although my degree is in a subject that is COMPLETELY different to what I do. I don't see myself doing anything else just now. My job does mean its hard to meet people other than within work as I don't get a lot of time to socialise. But now I have my weekends back I'm hoping to change that. But I can promise that when I find a good lass to keep, I make her my priority in life!Not everyone likes them.. Tattoos I've got one that is very personal to me (pictured). And I'm getting a few more.Dislike:• People who are clingy and who PDA at ASDA/outside ASDA or in the case of those little teenage cretins who hang round outside union sq etc.• Cheese... It's the devil• Drugs.. Been there didn't like who I was. Don't associate touch or even look at it, kind of even get weirded out by paracetamol • Sh*t chat.. I'm allergic• Divas.. Men and women• People who think the gym is their second home• Did I mention cheese?• In fact for your own safety don't come near me, and for the benefit of the public/world go play with traffic. • That god awful programme 'loose women'• People who can't get dirty/sick jokes, I'm quite blatantly not a bad guy but some jokes were invented to be not PC. GET OVER IT! • Boring people who just want to sit at home an watch eastenders..• Eastenders.• Girls who can't understand that when the sport is on then I will be watching it! Or if I have had a hard day at work YES MAYBE I DO WANT TO PLAY MY XBOX for awhile.. Tough titties• People who don't know the right way to make a sandwich (men and women included)• Bear Grylls - he's a fake bellend.• People who find out about my degree and say "does that mean you want to work in a zoo?" well no quite blatantly not!• Fake/False people - get in the bin• Someone who can't make a fool of themselves nor take a joke.• People who walk round with a stick up their a*** (thinking you are better than anyone else just makes you lower than everyone in my opinion.. cretins)• Girls who make out as if they are something special, who think that they are better than the majority of guys on here and then post on there profile some shite like "you must be good looking and have a good job".. Go play with traffic• Avoid me completely if you use "text speak" ie 'u' 'bbz' 'wbb2' or anything closely resembling this. If you are unable to construct a full legible sentence then I have only 4 words for you... Go back to school.•- if you do this you should be "dealt with" immediately. I'm not a massive smiler in my photos mainly because when I do smile I look like a rapey paedophile.. Although they tend to be one and the same thing but you get my jist. ... I will think of moreThing's I do like:• Beer/wine/alcohol as general (comes with the job description)• cars and anything mechanical•• Guns• Suits• Attractive banterous women who enjoy the odd jaunt to a country pub.• Dogs•• Tattoos• My job• Sickipedia app• Food• Brunettes - not to say that blondes are bad. But something about brunettes! And if gentlemen prefer blondes ... Well maybe I'm not so gentlemanly as I thought•••- I'm originally from there• Anything Will Ferrell related• Being a rebel, sometimes I get in the train without buying a ticket. And when I update my iTunes, I never read the "terms & conditions"• *** you can't pull a face for a bit of fun then you are not a worthwhile human being. (alecryo - feel free to go into silly face competition with me)• Chivalry - I was always taught to open doors for women and to stand up if a woman enters a room as a sign of respect. What happened to that? Rude people really grind my gears.Things I aspire to do -Tough Mudder ***Travel to New ZealandLive abroadOwn my own businessYou made it! Well done, you should give yourself a pat on the back. And if you did read that all you may as well send me a message since you didn't drop of your perch! Although being romantic an having quiet dinner and drinks for two is socially acceptable. I think a first date should involve doing something fun. Mini golf or bowling, don't really like doing the same old boring thing. Having said that, I am a farmers son and the way to my heart is defintely through my belly! Also I love cheeky banter, I like making a fool of myself so you should too!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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