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Storm, 24

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About Me

I enjoy the outdoors, and anything to do with them. Swimming, hiking, biking,kayaking,rope swings, fishing, camping, and just soaking up nature with its beauty. I enjoy playing video games. I enjoy working out and trying to stay in shape although gets tough trying to stay motivated. I enjoy making people laugh, and am a very funny person, but some would say crazy. I try to make at least one funny skit video every month or so. I like to be spontaneous from time to time. I would love to just take off and hike through Europe, but its so hard to let go of friends and family for a couple years. I enjoy all types of music,screamo,metal,country,rock,rap,hardcore,bluegrass I literally listen to everything. Some of my favorite bands are Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, ADTR and thousands more. I am very much a gentleman and big hearted. I usually get walked on a bit because of it. If your a girl who likes an a**hole then I'm not the guy for you. It strikes me funny that some women like men to treat them badly, but hey we all have our on preferences. I am also shy about talking to new people, which makes it very difficult to meet girls. I love to meet new people, just shy about it at first. You can search my *** pictures and videos to see just how crazy but fun I can be. *** I am not necessarily looking for a relationship, just going with the flow, friends, new people to be around, or anything is fine. I know I am overweight, but it is something I am working on. I am very athletic to be a large guy, and I am actually in pretty good shape believe it or not lol. I have no problem with an all day hike, or bicycle ride. I am a thinker I discover a stupid invention about every week. One day maybe on of those ideas will make me wealthy. I will not accept failure in life, and that is the attitude I have so I will be successful in whatever I choose to do.If you have any questions feel free to message me, It sometimes takes me a while to reply due to me being shy. If I don't reply then it probably means im not interested, not to be rude, but why should I waste your time. First impressions last a lifetime. With that being said, I would like to take the girl to something very exciting that she would remember.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

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    Hi! My name is Jon. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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  • Jerold

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    Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31

    My hobbies are anything that has to do with outside. i will treat girls like they know how to be treated. i listen to everything . i like to see my kids and play with them. i have a son that in all most three months old and a little girl that is 2 they r my world they both look like me. dinner and a movie or what ever the girl wants to do. i would have like rose things on the table when they come to the dinner table and a dozen roses on the table with a nice little card right in front of them.

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