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Bar-jesus, 25

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About Me

Never happy with what I write here, so leave a bit to the mystery. I like stuff and things to do with stuff. Been told I have a analytical mind, I think im pretty funny but having a smartass remark for everything doesn't always equal funny for other people but meh if i can make myself smile works for me. Two cannibals are sitting down and enjoying a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "hey does this taste funny?"

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: woman. In age: 19-29

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  • Arley

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    Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 19-29

    A bit about me then a bit about what I'm looking for... In my free time I enjoy playing soccer, running (don't worry not from police or anything) and hanging out with friends. I have a sarcastic and puny sense of humour and enjoy making people laugh. I have started a new job in my industry and I'm going to take the LSATs in December I haven't decided if I will be doing a law degree or if I'll stay in my current area of work, but either way I would like to eventually run my own business.All this makes me sound very serious, but really I'm not. I love to laugh and find myself frequently making others laugh too (yes sometimes admittedly at my own expense lol). Oh and I can make an innuendo out of most sentences.If you are...- intelligent - can articulate yourself well - like being active but also appreciate some down time- like what you've read above- dont play "games"... then send me a message I'd like to hear from you. "I want someone who makes the days move easy" (bonus points if you know where that's from). Welcome to the barrel ladies. Hope you brought your shot gun. Happy fishing! It depends on the person, but something easy going that allows for a conversation. How about a pumpkin spice latte and walk through the crispy fall leaves in a nearby park.

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