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Paulie, 22

Offline, last seen Mon, 12 Jan 2026 09:50:21

About Me

If you managed to make it past my picture then congratulations, perhaps you're not as shallow as most people on here. I mean come on, we're all guilty, we don't even look at a persons profile unless they like what they see in the picture. I admit, I can be like that sometimes too, but I at least try to judge people based on their personality.Anyway, onto my "mandatory" description. I was never the popular kid in school, nor did I want to be (all those people were honestly annoying and I didn't like them). I was never the attractive guy in school, and probably haven't improved much. I'm an easygoing guy that can be kind of awkward sometimes, but I mean well. I'm extremely sarcastic. That's most of my sense of humor; other times I'm just a complete goof ball. Other than that, I like long walks on the beach, cuddling, and listening to people's problems. I can dress up for the right occasion but still get down and dirty. I'm super shy, but once you get to know me I never stop talking! I firmly believe in living life to the fullest, and there's nobody that can stop me from doing that. One of my favorite quotes is by James Dean: “Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.” Now if you don’t see the sarcasm in all of that….clearly we wouldn’t get along. All you have to do is look for the women with duck face photos in the bathroom, the usual bikini shot, pictures of all your girlfriends at a dance club (which is annoying when all your shots are pictures of you and your friends; makes it annoying trying to identify what you actually look like), pictures of your ass, pictures of your tattoos with cheesy quotes, and all those other annoying things. Sad part is, all I had to do was look at some profiles on here to come up with all this wonderful sarcasm. Well this has been more of a rant than an actual description, but all you really need to know about me is that I’m a kickass nerdy awkward engineer who sings and plays the guitar.And if anything in this “description” makes me sound like a hypocrite…. screw you. And the horse you rode in haha.Send me a message if you want to know more about the beautiful me! (warning, intense sarcasm). But let’s be realistic, the girl never messages the guy. Always gotta leave it to the guy. If you really want to impress me then send me a message. That is of course if you even got to the end of this “description”. And if you did manage to read all of this, congratulations, you deserve a cookie haha. We go out to a classy five star restaurant, take a long walk on a beach, and discuss something meaningful.....yeah that's a load of BS. I guess I could come up with something clever, I guess it'd be based on our interests. A movie is dumb cause you don't even get to talk to the person. If it's winter time we're not gonna want to take a long walk on the beach. If we're both dirt poor, we're not gonna go to a high end restaurant. So it would really depend on our interests.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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