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Percival, 35
United States, New York, Philadelphia

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About Me

I look after myself quite well and I have a blast doing it everyday, but a sidekick would be cool. Apparently, MOSTLY all women want their dream guy to be to possess a sense of humor. Well, what if the sense of humor possess him? I understand why it's so desired. You'd have to be quite the burnt out light bulb not to. Laughter is such a great emotion. it's almost magical. Imagine for a second, a super fun guy that could make you laugh anytime you might need it. Well, lucky for you, I not only can make you laugh but I can do it with pure class, charm and intelligence. I love making someones day from making them laugh.. I believe I was put on this earth to do it. I happen to have a dry, somewhat sarcastic sense of humor mixed perfectly with little who's line is it anyway and you've got me to a T. The T stands for Terrific in bed if you didn't know (see what I mean by my jokes lol). Let me start off by telling you what I am not..Needy. Can you stand these guys? Seriously, it's really sad to see this take place.. If they only worked on themselves a little more, they could choose who they'd like to be with and have a better chance of living happily ever after.. Unfortunately, these type of guys contribute to the divorce rate. I'll tell you, it's intimidating talking to pretty women. It really is. The trick is in doing it enough until it becomes second nature. At that point, you are in control of your fate.. Not your neediness. Am I right? What am I? A Real Man silly... You couldn't have guessed already? Maybe, I should have drawn you a picture *** ;) I will be my dream woman's best friend. I will never stand her up and never let her down. I will reassure her when she feels insecure and look forward to comforting her after she's had bad day. I will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. I will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. I will make sure she always feels she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible as she can be. Now.. As in right now, come get me or someone else will... Can you live with that kind of regret? If you knew my potential.. You couldn't :) Juicy details that can't be matched about meI enjoy my work and launching companies is a passion of mine, I write my own paycheck.I make jokes not to make others laugh but to make myself laugh.. Probably why I am so happy all the time!I am building a future for the family I'll have one day by sacrificing and investing.I love all music and dance horribly when no one is watching and I am quite bad too lol.I am constantly looking for that one special woman to call mine forever and my standards are quite high.I read everyday and I love it.-A heart so big she'd win 50 million in the lottery and donate every dime of it to people in more need.-Showing a want for me daily so bad, that it can not be matched by any other woman ever. Making it a no brainer ;)-Smart and socially aware. I love to have fun and I am quoted by many as "ridiculous" but I know when to downshift a gear or two when needed.-Lastly FUNNNNNN!! If your not having fun in life.. What's the point in living? Let's keep each other focused on the simple things where happiness comes from and strive to be the best we can!!That's all.. Why is it so hard to find? I know one thing, I won't throw in the towel until I get her!Like I said before.. Do yourself a favor... Put YOUR Life in Great Hands... Mine ;***Tattoos thought id add that I love ink!) Whatever we do... Bring a change of pants because you'll pee them in laughter. Oh, Grab a shirt too.. It's going to be full of your tears of joy. Plus, I just don't want to get wet when you try to hug me out of gratitude.. It's all I ask ;) Kidding! A box of tissues will do.. I'm sure you'll be sad to see me go :( haha

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Sailing Snowboarding
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